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Funniest Moments; Those times that make you laugh
Topic Started: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:56 am (28,385 Views)
Randy
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I think he's saying I am in my prime .. o-o
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Trogdor
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When you switch to nobunaga it sometimes sounds likke he says giggity gig.
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Randy
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"It begins."



"I should have known he'd go for the whirlwind next."
"Brace yourselves for the plague of locusts and the apocalypse, cause their next in line!"

God that quote is legendary.
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GoW
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Oct 15 2007, 05:07 PM
Pretty much all of the lines that come after Nobunaga's speech at the beginning of Honnoji seem to be funny to me.

Nobunaga - "Encircle, evicerate, and extirpate, the odious ophidian."


Wei Yan - "...Hmm...?"

Gan Ning - "What did you call me?!"

Okuni - "Are you using all of those big words just to impress me?"

Huang Zhong - "I just cant understand the language of youngsters these days."

Zhang Fe - "Are you feeling okay? I''ve got a good home remedy for that, just grab a meat cleaver, stick out your tongue, and..."

Found another one last night

Lu Bu - "Your long winded speaches bore me. Just make sure to keep your mouth shut on the battlefield!"

Made me laugh cuz Lu Bu can never come up with anything clever to say. :lol:
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Gorgutz
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my faveourite quotes ever lol

Yuan Shao: hmm you did quite well... but you shall have to do beter if you want to sreve in my army
Sun Ce: ...
Yuan Shao: I know you must be overwhelmed by this honor...

what an arrogant git
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Frederick Mercury
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Wei Yan vs Maeda Keiji.

Maeda Keiji: "Hey, you're looking much like a freak as I am!" (I can't remember the direct line)

Wei Yan: "ME... NOT... STUPID!!!!!!!!!"

Made me LOL especially the fact that both those guys do look "freaky" xD

I also find it somewhat very funny to me when almost half of the male roster in WO seems to want a piece of Tachibana Ginchiyo Love, all in which Chiyo-Sama answers back like the proud woman warrior that she is XD

Also found this amusing to me:

Zhang He vs Chiyo-Sama (Tachibana)

Zhang He: "Hey, your a woman! Where's your sense of femininity?"

Tachibana: "You're a warrior, where's your sense of Masculinity!?"
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Cao Pi talking about Xu Zhu "Oh Just give him food and he'll be happy"
and Mitsunari "Azai is kind of "Love and honor" men" yeah he's really crazy about honor and love!
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KoeiManWarrior
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In one of the X Chapters in the Wu Story where you're allied with Noh's Army, I just find it funny how all the men try to show up for her:

Lu Meng: So you must be the beautiful Lady Noh?

Taschi Ci: Don't look at me like that, I'm a serious man!

If you have Zhou Yu on your team, he will also say something to size up to Noh.

I also like how when Masamune appears in that level, he strikes up a conversation with Lu Meng:

Lu Meng: I see you're here to treasure hunt as well?
Masamune: Don't relate me to your sickening ways!
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Also there's a scene during one of the Wu levels where Ieyasu helps evacuate village peasants. Kunoichi will arrive to help and if you have Hanzo on your team, a conversation will strike:

Kunoichi: Hey, it's Mr. Miserable himself, long time now see. How've you been?
Hanzo: Fight....
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Meari
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Actually Hanzo said "Assist me." but yeah those are all funny lol.

I like when I hit peon soliders and watch them go flying into walls and standing structures. It's like watching America's Funniest Videos lol.
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Artist
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Yi Ling's Opening

Xiahou Yuan: OH OROCHI! WE LOVE YOU OROCHI!

Hilarious! His VA did an excellent job with this one!
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Kimmy
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Dont know why but i find this funny

Ranmaru wu stage 1 - "Im as dangerous as i am manly"

hmm...he cant be very dangerous then <_<
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Oct 29 2007, 10:27 AM
Yi Ling's Opening 

Xiahou Yuan: OH OROCHI! WE LOVE YOU OROCHI!

Hilarious! His VA did an excellent job with this one!

I forgot about that one lol. Xiahou Yuan is so funny! And I think Steve Jay Blum did his voice since it the same in DW5.
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Hmmm.... I think that Blum only did Kotaro in WO, Xiahou Yuan has the same voice

as DW5Xl and DW5E.... still, this one is very good, too.
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AmbitiousConqueror
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I didn't think Blum did ANY in WO. If you listen carefully I'm positive that Xiahou Yuan's DW5 and DW5XL voices are different. Anyway...

Hu Lao Gate

When Kotaro is defeated.

Sima Yi: What in blazes was that fiendish thing?!

And in Liang when he appears.

Dong Zhou: Who is that flame-haired man? Is he here to help us? Well whoever he is... He's doing a good job! Give him all the support he needs! <--- lol
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Speaking of Dong Zhuo XD:

Battle of Kyushu, SW Stage 3.
Approach Okuni as Dong Zhuo... I can't remember exactly since I only just found it today:

Okuni says her normal introduction, the one saying "This battlefield is full of handsome men, let's see if this one can actually fight~"

Dong says something like "If you like me so much I can bring you home and take care of you."

Okuni then replies with something similar to "Oh that's a habit of mine, frankly I think you're fat and ugly."

XD Made my day.
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AmbitiousConqueror
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LOL!

For some reason I found the incident at Liang funny...

Zhen Ji: My lord? What are you doing here?
Phony Cao Pi: I'm sorry my dear... but, I'm going to have to kill you...
Zhen Ji: What are yo- AHH!

Sounded like rape o_o"
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Frederick Mercury
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Oct 30 2007, 09:19 PM
LOL!

For some reason I found the incident at Liang funny...

Zhen Ji: My lord? What are you doing here?
Phony Cao Pi: I'm sorry my dear... but, I'm going to have to kill you...
Zhen Ji: What are yo- AHH!

Sounded like rape o_o"

I Loled! Zhen Ji sounding like she's gettin RAEPD was one of the funniest things ever.

And Mitsunari really gives me the laughs a lot...
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The initial conversation didn't make me laugh, but the comment did. :D
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Dragon of Chaos
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haha, those are some funny ones, one of the ones that made me laugh was this one:

Hideyoshi Toyotomi: I should have known they would go for the whirlwind next, brace yourselves for the swarm of locus and ... the Apocalypse cause there next in line."

Another good one was when you approach Kunoichi as Mitsunari in Wei's X-stage where you fight Nene:

Kunoichi: So, your Yukimura's new friend huh, Man he really is lost without me.
Mitsunari: Well I can't imagine why he would defriend someone as charming as you.

I just went out laughing for like a minute straight. ^_^
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Sei You
Oct 29 2007, 02:27 PM
Yi Ling's Opening

Xiahou Yuan: OH OROCHI! WE LOVE YOU OROCHI!

Hilarious! His VA did an excellent job with this one!

Even better is what he says to his brother..

"You look serious this time."

I'm like, when is Dun not serious :lol:
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Hayate
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Okuni always flirts with guys in WO, like this one with Ling Tong in the stage where you have to kill three supply chains in order to get Dong Zhuo, I was using Ling Tong that time, after I got the first gold -----

Okuni: (beginning I forgot) What would you do with these much gold, Ling Tong? (something like that)
Ling Tong: Gee, I don't know... Maybe I will take you out for a holiday, just two of us.
Okuni: Oh~~~(and saying something that sounds very happy)

Yeah that's very very Ling Tong! :lol:

I wonder if I can get conversation for Okuni and Kanetsugu or Nohime and Kanetsugu *lol*
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It's always fun to watch when Huang Zhong shows Zhang He who's the man...

Zhang He: "Petals must scatter when their time comes, not to go and produce
a rotten fruit!"
Huang Zhong: "What drivel do you speak now, you big girl?!"

Zhang He: "Strange... you do not seem past your prime. You seek to go out in
a blaze of glory?"
Huang Zhong: "Shut your mouth, fool! You are the one who is overripe!"

Too bad I can't remember their Fan Castle conversations...
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Jeff
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Where: Wu Stage-8
Who: Kunoichi to Dong Zhuo

It went something around this

Sun Ce: We have got to save Shang Xiang!
Kunoichi: Ew! Look at his legs, their like tentacles!
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there was a cutscene with Sun Jian stayin behind 4 a battle but i cant remember what 1 it was n i got 2 Sun Ce's 1 was talkin n that & the other was juss standin there like a lemon i was juss like wtf? :huh:
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Nov 5 2007, 06:24 PM
there was a cutscene with Sun Jian stayin behind 4 a battle but i cant remember what 1 it was n i got 2 Sun Ce's 1 was talkin n that & the other was juss standin there like a lemon i was juss like wtf? :huh:

Yeah, you'll get that if Sun Ce is the first person in your party. It always changes depending on who the first person is.
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