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Funniest Moments; Those times that make you laugh
Topic Started: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:56 am (28,384 Views)
Xalfrea
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I gotten it with 3 people there so far, Sun Ce, Ranmaru and Sakon. Ranmaru's is probably the funniest though:

Ranmaru; This is my chance to prove myself as a man!
Sun Jian: No. This is my calling. Run and leave this to me.
Ranmaru; But this is my chance!
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luxun1985
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Lu Xun in Ragnarok Online?!
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In SW scenario stage 3-X Hideyoshi said this "All right! Just the big gorilla is going to clobber!"

In Wu scenario stage 8 Sun Shang Xiang said this to Dong Zhuo "Let me go! Let me go! You big ape!" wow she's really gnashing her teeth >_<
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Shikhee Kisaragi
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At stage SW 2-x, Hideyoshi to Ma Chao, I think he said something like, "You've done a good job out there!"
Then Ma Chao replied, "I don't know who you are, or why you dressed like that, but I'm certainly am glad to see you."

His appearance is sure funny ;)
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luxun1985
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Lu Xun in Ragnarok Online?!
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Hayate
Nov 4 2007, 12:11 PM
Okuni always flirts with guys in WO, like this one with Ling Tong in the stage where you have to kill three supply chains in order to get Dong Zhuo, I was using Ling Tong that time, after I got the first gold -----

Okuni: (beginning I forgot) What would you do with these much gold, Ling Tong? (something like that)
Ling Tong: Gee, I don't know... Maybe I will take you out for a holiday, just two of us.
Okuni: Oh~~~(and saying something that sounds very happy)

Yeah that's very very Ling Tong! :lol:

I wonder if I can get conversation for Okuni and Kanetsugu or Nohime and Kanetsugu *lol*

Dang... Ling Tong's like Okuni though hehehe! :D
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Meari
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When I was playing Shu Story 3 with Yue Ying, I lol'ed at her reaction when Da Ji was commenting on her being all alone without Zhuge Liang.
Da Ji: "Your husband's abondoned you, and now you've lost the will to live, is that it?"
Yue Ying: "Oh, you just crossed the line, lady!"

and Shu Story Gaident 8 when Xiahou Dun appears as reinforcements.
Magoichi: "You're a handsome fella... D'you wanna be my wingman?"
Xiahou Dun: "...I want to spend as little time with you as possible."
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Ricky
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Pan2007
Sep 24 2007, 05:18 AM
Huang Zhong: My name is Huang Zhong, and I am- ... Wait a minute. Are you sure you are're not related to Cao Cao?
Nobunaga Oda: Who?
Huang Zhong: You know, the Heros of Chaos? Tall, beard like yours? No? Hmm, you're a dead ringer, though...
Huang Zhong: [Talking about Cao Cao's death rumor here for another 2 sentences... then...]
Nobunaga Oda: If he is really so like myself, then he will not waste time with any such chicanery.
Nobunaga Oda: Lead me to him, old man. I am curious as to who can control this departed hero.

And probably more people will compare him and Cao Cao in other stages too... >_>

There are a bunch of quotes in here that are funny... but I did not manage to get all shots x.x

Sincerely, Pan2007 (September 24th, 2007)

Haha, I was thinking the same thing! After I went through that I laughed so much!
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Mr.Cookie
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Masamune Called His army a Bunch of @$$E$!!Lol
Oh And When Lu Xun Meets Hanzo
Lu Xun:Was That Ninjutsu
Hanzo:....
Lu Xun:Cool Do It Again!!!
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Sean
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Battle at Hu Lao Gate, after you defeat Kotaro:

Sima Yi: "What in blazes was that fiendish thing?!" xD

Wu Zhang Plains, after defeating some officers near the west gate, and Shingen comes in as 3rd-party reinforcements:

Shingen: "Swift like the wind! ...Well, I was once." xD
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blitsheart
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well in shu stage 8... when you defeated masamune date, daji will send keiji to face you..

keiji: alright keep your pants up or.... your tights or... whatever your wearing...

another scenario with keiji

Keiji: For our creepy snake overlord guy!!!!
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Xing Cai 326
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Hayate
Nov 4 2007, 04:11 AM
Okuni always flirts with guys in WO, like this one with Ling Tong in the stage where you have to kill three supply chains in order to get Dong Zhuo, I was using Ling Tong that time, after I got the first gold -----

Okuni: (beginning I forgot) What would you do with these much gold, Ling Tong? (something like that)
Ling Tong: Gee, I don't know... Maybe I will take you out for a holiday, just two of us.
Okuni: Oh~~~(and saying something that sounds very happy)

Yeah that's very very Ling Tong!  :lol:

I wonder if I can get conversation for Okuni and Kanetsugu or Nohime and Kanetsugu *lol*

WOW thats so funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've got to do that level again, thanks for saying about it. Ling Tong and Okuni.....................hmmmmmmmmmmmm...........never really liked Okuni..................like Ling Tong........................ok I need more thought about this............thanks for making me think................haven't done it for a while..... :lol:

Peasant: We've came to fight for you lady Xiao Qiao.

Xiao Qiao to Sakon: So good I was so nice to everyone huh.

Sakon: yes......you know we're here to fight and not to collect autographs?


Lu Bu: Why are you harbouring Diao Chan like that! She's my woman, what are you to her?

Mitsunari: What am I to her? hmm how should I answer that.

I've got loads others but it would take me ages to type them all out. Warriors Orochi is so much funnier than Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors, its great!
Thanks for making this topic!
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mitsunarishidaluver123
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oh! oh!

shingen takeda: rocks dropped from a height have the unfortunate tendency to hurt...

XD
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Murasaki-Warsong
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"If I was reborn, I want to be by your side again..." - Flower, Gackt
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AT the battle in Honnoji in SW story:

Hideyoshi: Nene???
Sun xiang: Who??!!
Hideyoshi: Awh, I cant fight againest Nene, tis is gonna be hard....(or something like tht)
Sun xiang: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? (ugh, I have a feeling this is gonna be annoying..)

NEXT!

I forgot where it was...

Hideyoshi: Why arentm you adorable?? Why dont we sit down and have a cup of tea?
Xiao Qiao: AWH!! WHAT A CUTE MONKEY!! OF COURSE I WILL X3

Or...

Xiao Qiao : WOW!! Your hair is longer than mine!!!
Mitsuhide: .....
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SyrianDude
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Murasaki14
Jan 28 2008, 03:49 PM
AT the battle in Honnoji in SW story:

Hideyoshi: Nene???
Sun xiang: Who??!!
Hideyoshi: Awh, I cant fight againest Nene, tis is gonna be hard....(or something like tht)
Sun xiang: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? (ugh, I have a feeling this is gonna be annoying..)

NEXT!

I forgot where it was...

Hideyoshi: Why arentm you adorable?? Why dont we sit down and have a cup of tea?
Xiao Qiao: AWH!! WHAT A CUTE MONKEY!! OF COURSE I WILL X3

Or...

Xiao Qiao : WOW!! Your hair is longer than mine!!!
Mitsuhide: .....

XD Never heard the 1st and lst one! XDDD tht's funny!
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Skode
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Cant remember it word for word but at Honnoji Huang Zhong starts ranting that
"i was being kidnapped by ancient serpent lords and forced to fight against my will when you were still a baby" :lol:

Huang Zhong - different game, same old top drawer comedy :D
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Frederick Mercury
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one other funny moment for me was when i played a 1 star chaos mode stage with a lvl 50 character to see my ass whooped in only 2 seconds... lol
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Skode
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Frederick Mercury
Feb 2 2008, 12:35 PM
one other funny moment for me was when i played a 1 star chaos mode stage with a lvl 50 character to see my ass whooped in only 2 seconds... lol

That would have had me crying not laughing :(

Just noticed, after Koei getting credit for proper pronounciations that at the final movie for Wei that Tsao Tsao says "they have fallen before the might of COW COW" :lol: Seems he doesnt even know the correct way to say his OWN name ;)
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SnowMan
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"I bet he wears that eyepatch just to get the girls."
- Masamune Date talking to Xiahou Dun

"In the name of our big creepy snake overlord guy!"
- Keiji Maeda

LOL!
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Judau
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Wu Koshi Catsle
*approch Dong Zhuo as Kunoichi*
Kunoichi: I really don't want to touch you, but if it's the only way to rescue Shang Xiang....

Shu Koshi Castle
*Defeat Keiji*
The greatest battle of any time and any place, and I was in it. I owe it all to you Orochi, you manicle snake man you!
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Sum Gai
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Dong Zhuo: So you're the fool who dares to try and stop me.
Lu Bu: Fat Toad! How about you put your sword where your mouth is!

lol, fat toad!
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Frederick Mercury
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Anenagawa, where you save Da Qiao with a char who isn't Sun Ce..

Da Qiao: "Oh my darling you saved.... wait, oh its not you"

- The way she said that line cracked me up a little since she sounded pretty funny for me at least... besides her really bleh voice in the game compare to older DW games..

other funny parts for me is when characters mock Mitsunari's pretty-ness xD.

and gameplay funny moments is when i used lvl40 Musashi with Cao cao + Yuan Shao Buff combo in WU 7-X (Hard mode), for me to see him KO Honda in less than 3 seconds..
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Benzod
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I was playing as Yoshiro shimazu when i approached an enemy officer (cant remember who) and they said "stop" , then i used my musou so Yoshiro said "hammer time".

FUNNIST MOMENT IN WO EVER!!!!!!
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Benzod
Feb 11 2008, 09:09 AM
I was playing as Yoshiro shimazu when i approached an enemy officer (cant remember who) and they said "stop" , then i used my musou so Yoshiro said "hammer time".

FUNNIST MOMENT IN WO EVER!!!!!!

:o I need this ^ recorded ... mp3, YouTube, etc. it doesn't matter. I would ROFL so hard hearing this :lol:
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Mr.Honda
Feb 12 2008, 06:35 AM
Benzod
Feb 11 2008, 09:09 AM
I was playing as Yoshiro shimazu when i approached an enemy officer (cant remember who) and they said "stop" , then i used my musou so Yoshiro said "hammer time".

FUNNIST MOMENT IN WO EVER!!!!!!

:o I need this ^ recorded ... mp3, YouTube, etc. it doesn't matter. I would ROFL so hard hearing this :lol:

Posted Image
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Frederick Mercury
Feb 11 2008, 06:48 PM
Mr.Honda
Feb 12 2008, 06:35 AM
Benzod
Feb 11 2008, 09:09 AM
I was playing as Yoshiro shimazu when i approached an enemy officer (cant remember who) and they said "stop" , then i used my musou so Yoshiro said "hammer time".

FUNNIST MOMENT IN WO EVER!!!!!!

:o I need this ^ recorded ... mp3, YouTube, etc. it doesn't matter. I would ROFL so hard hearing this :lol:

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:lol: Quick! Someone use photoshop to swap the faces :lol:
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When I wanted to look at Masamune's SW1 Alt costume for first time!

EDIT: Has anyone noticed that the starting artwork for Magoichi features his SW1 model in the background and not his SW2?
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