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DW/SW lines you shouldn’t say during sex!; Quotes, marches, cutscenes, etc...
Topic Started: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:29 pm (35,611 Views)
Hanzo Hattori
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I saw something similar to this on the gameFAQS boards some time ago and thought of bringing it here to see our KW fan base have a stab at it as well!

I shall begin and try not to take this over the top, rather have fun with it and experiment!



Ma Chao - "Feel the weight of my spear!!"

(SW1) Yukimura Sanada - "Press on! Victory is near!"
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Nragemachine
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Sanada Yukimura: "Burn on my spear!"

Calling for help: "Friends, gather around!"

I'll think of better ones later.
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Mr.Honda
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Yoshihiro: "They sure don't make enemy officers like they used to" :blink:

Mitsunari: "I should stop expecting so much" :o

Yukimura: "Through your soul!" :blink:

Zhao Yun: "The dragon rises" (a little late for that, don't you think) :lol:

Hanzo: "Target ... eliminated" :ph43r:

Lu Bu: "Rejoice, you will not be in this place for long" :lol:
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Jsun
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Shingen Taekda: "This never would have happened to...Sima Yi..."

Keiji Maeda: "Ooh, now things are getting interesting! Pile on everybody! Let's have some crazy fun!"

Magoichi Sakai: "Argh, the last thing I'm gonna see on earth is a bunch of sweety guys?"

Magoichi Sakai: "It's All In The Hips"

Yoshihiro Shimazu: "I could keep this up til the day I die"

Shingen Takeda: "Well, would it help if I told you that you smelled like bad sushi?"

Pretty much every quote Nouhime says.
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Ifrit
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Ina:My lord,I am Coming!!(I was thinking about Coming with a 'u' and two 'm's when she said that :blink: )
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Mr.Honda
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Da Ji: "Men... You can't live with them, you just can't have them slaughtered... Oh well, I guess I'll do it myself. Again."

Zhang Jiao: "Witness! A miracle! I feel the power of heavens in me!"
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Miho
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Xiao: "Come back and try again later!"

It was something like that. I'd say that if i was left un-satisfied =3 .
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Avuneon
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Hanzo: Assist me... :ph43r:

<_<


EDIT/Added:
Sun Jian: Sons..the future..is...yours. :wacko:
Zhang Fei: You're better than people say you are!
Sima Yi: Zhuge Liang is getting worried. He's trying to... speed things up!
Guan Yu: ROAR, BLUE DRAGON! :lol:
Sun Jian: Behind every spell there's always some gimmicks. :unsure:
Wei Yan: This ones...mine! :blink:


I think that's enough for now.. lol
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Judau
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Huang Zhong: There's still life in me yet!
Gan Ning: LU MEEENG!!!!!!

Childish, I know.... :(
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Rydain
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Jsun
Jul 25 2008, 11:26 AM
Keiji Maeda: "Ooh, now things are getting interesting! Pile on everybody! Let's have some crazy fun!"

:lol:

That has to be my favorite Keiji line. See also - "Chew on this!" and "Look out! Here comes the wild man to break you in two!"

Taishi Ci: "Pounded into submission!"

Cao Ren: "One more enemy outlasted!"

Shingen Takeda: "I prefer the solid whack one can deliver with wood."
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Mr.Honda
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Orochi officer: "Feel the venom coursing through your veins" :blink:

Zhao Yun: "Even my spear has never reached such heights!"

Huang Zhong: "How many's that now? I've lost count!"

Xing Cai: "Aarghh... This is tight..." :blink:
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Miho
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LMFAO, this is hilarious XD *Adds this topic to favourites*

It's funny... When I see those comments in game I probably wouldn't think much of it, like Xing Cais: This is tight. But when it's put into this context, it's so wrong XD.
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Pride
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Hilarious thread, keep it up :lol:

Can't think of something at the moment. :-\
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Mr.Honda
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Xu Huang: "Another notch for my Great Axe"

Taishi Ci: "No one's left standing after I'm done!"
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Master Sima Yi
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Nasser said I should post... :P.

Convo on He Fei Castle in WO:

Da Ji: My lord, what should I do?
Orochi: Do what you like, enjoy.


Tadakatsu: You never cease to amaze me, my lord.
Mitsunari: Lord Hideyoshi, I'm impressed!
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NekoWarrior
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Zhen Ji: Ooohh i just melt at the sight of my beloved in action! :blink:
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Master Sima Yi
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Nobunaga: It's just that simple.
Ling Tong: That's how to sort the men from the boys!
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Mr.Honda
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Sun Jian: "Good! Keep up that momentum!"

Zhang Jiao: "That's one more disbeliever converted!"

Meng Huo: "Royal Rumble!" :blink:

Oichi: "Hey, that wasn't so hard!"
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Master Sima Yi
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Diao Chan: you're mine!
Ginchiyo: at last you show your head, my enemy.
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Jsun
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Jodosendo Jikari
Jul 25 2008, 03:17 PM
Diao Chan: you're mine!
Ginchiyo: at last you show your head, my enemy.

You're lines aren't really something that relates to this topic. It's DW/SW lines you shouldn't say during sex!


Nouhime: "Over so soon?"
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Mr.Honda
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Shingen Takeda: "Prepare to be mauled by the Tiger of Kai!" :blink:

Yoshihiro Shimazu: "CHESTOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
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NekoWarrior
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Da Qiao: ARGHHHHUHHH (dw4 slain quote) :o
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Master Sima Yi
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Well then, for this one you really have to play SW2 at Honnoji, Akechi side, when Ranmaru dies.

Ranmaru: Lord Nobunaga... I... I... ugh.

@Jsun: is this one good ^_^.
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Avuneon
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*Nobunaga hits Ranmaru* "Lord Nobunaga, why would you do that?" "HAHAHAAAH!"

Keiji: The wild man of the west versus the beast of the east!

ADDED:
Keiji: "Your head's gonna look great on the end of my spear!" :o
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Bai Xue
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>< lol! these are great, let's see if I can think of something...

edit: no I had something here but I didn't like it
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