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Funny Quotes
Topic Started: Sep 19 2008, 10:35 PM (6,855 Views)
Sera	Sep 26 2008, 11:11 AM Post #26
Commander Posts: 950 Group: Members Member #9,616 Joined: September 11, 2007	NecoDelero Sep 25 2008, 08:33 PM Battle of Xia Pi Dream Stage: Sima Yi: Did you really think you can beat us with such infantile tricks? Imbeciles! Masamune: Imbeciles! Mitsunari: ...I'm not going to say that as well. Probably not 100% accurate. I'm looking forward to playing this stage, the Japanese version of this dialogue cracked me up XDDD. *** The quotes you guys and gals posted are really funny, thanks.



Wei-Yan	Sep 26 2008, 05:54 PM Post #27
Left General Posts: 737 Group: Members Member #10,791 Joined: November 3, 2007	i found that shingen isn't as funny as he was in wo1 but he still has some funny jokes



Snicks	Sep 27 2008, 09:59 PM Post #28
Leader of the Takenaka Hanbei Fanclub Posts: 966 Group: Members Member #3,432 Joined: September 17, 2006 Gender Male	more please!!!! I am rolling on the floor laughing right now... literally!
	thanks to GLP for the awesome avatar and Manji for the awesome sig!!! Koei Warriors City, Help it grow!!!


Skode	Sep 27 2008, 10:53 PM Post #29
Scottish Samurai Posts: 716 Group: Members Member #12,998 Joined: January 31, 2008	For those worried theres a lot of humour still in WO2 mostly revolving around the dream stages....even the ever serious Xing Cai and Ginchiyo Tachibana cracked a smile on me debating on whether or not to save Dong Zhou who is an ally in there battle :lol: SPOILER : The pick of the game is where in story Zhang He mentions how much noble Yuan Shao has finally become after he leads an army that defeats him. Only for Yuan Shao to retort "how can i refuse Cao Cao who has come begging for my aid" :lol: , Zhang He then responds "ah, theres the Yuan Shao i know"



Fire Shade	Sep 28 2008, 01:58 AM Post #30
I was the disembosied "chick" in the Hotel Pool XD Posts: 421 Group: Members Member #12,482 Joined: January 6, 2008 Gender Female	and theres still the keiji humor! Yukimura: Keiji, why must I fight you, my friend? Keiji: I'll make it real simple for you. This is a battlefield, Iam your enemy. Got it? Xiao Qiao: Dong Zhuo? Where aaare you? Dong Zhuo: Is that the voice of a beautiful maiden I hear? Go find her!!
	My deviantArt \| Regional Banner


MasterofMusou	Sep 29 2008, 11:34 PM Post #31
Certain Kill... GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!!!! Posts: 1,343 Group: Members Member #16,014 Joined: June 7, 2008 Gender Male	Good ones in Orochi story with ALL the new characters. The reason someones are in armies they shouldn't be is because of the fact that you can only fight certain people in certain stages. Like Taigong Wang joining Orochi in Cheng Du, or Fu Xi with him, in Kawananakajima and He Fei, or Nu Wa at Edo Castle.
	Kick reason to the curb and do the impossible! Thanks to LiuXian for the sigs. Join Warriors Orochi: The New Legend 2. Spoiler: click to toggle Thanks to Queen of Monkey (Nene) and Zeidrich for the banners. Thanks to Queen of Monkey (Nene) and Zeidrich for the banners. Credit goes to God-Like Phoenix. Thanks to Zekusama.


LittleDragonZ	Oct 3 2008, 02:21 PM Post #32
Behold the spear of Baby Dragon! Posts: 6,833 Group: Admins Member #3,636 Joined: October 5, 2006 Gender Male	Listening to Wei Yan's character selection quote was funny enough. His first ever real sentence without a pause... and what an unexpected one.



silvertongue	Oct 3 2008, 02:40 PM Post #33
Officer Posts: 85 Group: Members Member #8,002 Joined: June 17, 2007	If i remember rightly Dong Zhou made a funny comment about Cao Cao. He said something like "i'm gonna take that beard a strangle you with it" or something like that! It was on a Wei stage but i can't remember which one.



LittleDragonZ	Oct 3 2008, 02:47 PM Post #34
Behold the spear of Baby Dragon! Posts: 6,833 Group: Admins Member #3,636 Joined: October 5, 2006 Gender Male	silvertongue Oct 3 2008, 01:40 PM If i remember rightly Dong Zhou made a funny comment about Cao Cao. He said something like "i'm gonna take that beard a strangle you with it" or something like that! It was on a Wei stage but i can't remember which one. Yep, I posted that here. It was on Wei's 1st stage, correct. An ambush for Cao Cao's army at the time. ....and like I said, Cao Cao's beard is too short as it would've been more suitable being a joke against Zhang Jiao.



ChibiGingi	Oct 3 2008, 04:31 PM Post #35
Nurturing Spirits Posts: 1,946 Group: Members Member #10,930 Joined: November 9, 2007 Gender Female	I got a few. Spoiler alerts. "These new fan-dangled weapons are a confounded nuisance!" Lu Meng, Dream Stage (bomb corridor LAWL) "Time to add another notch to Mr. Whacky!" Sun Wukong, 'I Defeated an Officer' quote "Why don't you dress more like a man? You're so confusing!" Dong Zhuo, to Lu Xun And that last bit w/ Masamune, Sima Yi, and Mitsunari during their Dream Stage is funny. Good to see I wasn't the only one floored by Wei Yan's selection quote. He makes me so happy.
	Disclaimer- 70-90% of my posts are done in pure jest or are meaningless bags of hot air converted into forum 'rants'. Take seriously at your own discretion... Special thanks to Jiahe once again for the Lu Meng and Nene Luff!


LoW	Oct 3 2008, 06:04 PM Post #36
This guy definitely isn't a rock anymore.... Posts: 4,434 Group: Members Member #749 Joined: February 21, 2006 Gender Male	"I'll chew you up and spit you out! spits" - Random boar general. I can't help but to laugh everytime I hear them say that. VA can't get better from that :XD.
	This sig still rules, thanks to Mr. Honda >_>. LoW's DWSF Material Locations Guide available now. Check it out!


silvertongue	Oct 3 2008, 06:05 PM Post #37
Officer Posts: 85 Group: Members Member #8,002 Joined: June 17, 2007	LittleDragonZ Oct 3 2008, 01:47 PM silvertongue Oct 3 2008, 01:40 PM If i remember rightly Dong Zhou made a funny comment about Cao Cao. He said something like "i'm gonna take that beard a strangle you with it" or something like that! It was on a Wei stage but i can't remember which one. Yep, I posted that here. It was on Wei's 1st stage, correct. An ambush for Cao Cao's army at the time. ....and like I said, Cao Cao's beard is too short as it would've been more suitable being a joke against Zhang Jiao. It really tickled me!



foomin	Oct 3 2008, 06:30 PM Post #38
"i smell poop..." Posts: 2,736 Group: Members Member #4,229 Joined: November 17, 2006	"time to catch ourselves a cheeky monkey." Huang Zhong SW5.
	best regards to the lovely Miho for making this banner, it's good to have friends in high places.


Lord_Redhand	Oct 3 2008, 07:50 PM Post #39
General Posts: 231 Group: Members Member #7,322 Joined: May 12, 2007	"You haven't earned your demon name yet" Orochi "praising" Nobunaga Oda "Surely your not satisfied with that: Orochi "Praisng" Zhao Yun.
	What do Oda Nobunaga, Guan Yu and Li Jue have in common? They were all killed by their subordinates. They also all serve Genbu for the cuase of Justice. Shitennoh: Hellfire of Destiny- Genbu Victory! D&D on KW: Conquers. Running The Scourge of the Howling Horde! Join here http://z7.invisionfree.com/KOEI_Warriors_O...?showtopic=2281


LittleDragonZ	Oct 3 2008, 08:47 PM Post #40
Behold the spear of Baby Dragon! Posts: 6,833 Group: Admins Member #3,636 Joined: October 5, 2006 Gender Male	You guys should go through Wei's story with Dian Wei. They've really given him some humour in this game.



Vermillion Sky	Oct 3 2008, 09:03 PM Post #41
The Vermillion Sky Posts: 518 Group: Members Member #12,300 Joined: December 30, 2007	Wu-1 with Xaio Qiao in the team. When Kotaro mentions brining pandomoneum(spell), she cutely tries to spell it out "Bring Panda-mon? ooo I can't wait!"



Xalfrea	Oct 4 2008, 04:02 PM Post #42
Organization XIII's Number XV Posts: 2,847 Group: Junior Moderators Member #7,921 Joined: June 13, 2007 Gender Male	Wei Yan's quote when he's selected: "This will be a chance to express myself!" I couldn't believe what I was hearing! Did Wei Yan actually just say a full coherent sentence? :shock:
	ORGANIZATION XIII Crimsondramon wins again. Thanks for the sig! BB Senshi Sangokuden kit status: 29 gundams, currently missing 7 Coming soon: New Super Mario Bros Wii review


Schwarzwind	Oct 4 2008, 05:25 PM Post #43
Fetch me a shrubbery! Posts: 176 Group: Members Member #16,738 Joined: July 12, 2008 Gender Female	Toshii Maeda (don't recall exact stage) - "Uh, this is... I forget... who am I fighting?" Dong Zhuo when you switch to him in battle - "I gotta fight?!" Yoshitsune Minamoto - "That's it! Now push harder!" (I've got a gutter mind, couldn't help but laugh at this...) There's a bunch of others, but I need to go find em and write them down. >_<
	~Stunning sig by Sera My Warriors Orochi and DW6:E vids


Chen_Stormstout	Oct 4 2008, 08:05 PM Post #44
Fu Xi fan Posts: 220 Group: Members Member #2,523 Joined: July 8, 2006	LOL for the "push harder" thing Schwarzwind! haha I just played the dream stage of Ma Chao, Kanetsugu Naoe and Nagamasa Azai. When the allied reinforcements arrive, go near Ma Dai. Here's how it will go...(not precise) Ma Chao : Ma Dai! I'm glad to see that the flames of justice burns brightly in you! Ma Dai : Flames of wha...? Ah...oh yeah...yeah. HAHAHA even his own brother doesn't like it that he always talk about justice and stuff! hahaha
	My first video of Samurai Warriors 2 watch it, comment it and rate it if possible! Thanks!! ^^


Rydain	Oct 4 2008, 08:13 PM Post #45
The illest shorty Posts: 589 Group: Members Member #10,409 Joined: October 17, 2007	ChibiGingi Oct 3 2008, 10:31 AM "These new fan-dangled weapons are a confounded nuisance!" Lu Meng, Dream Stage (bomb corridor LAWL) Aw, boo...I took out the bomb corridor too quickly to get that quote. I'll just have to run through again. No problem - I want that "all battles cleared on all difficulties" achievement, and I'll take any excuse for more Lu Meng gameplay. Good to hear I'm not the only one who lawled at the "push harder" quote. It would be even better after Taishi Ci's "Pounded into submission!" Ginchiyo has a good exchange with Dong Zhuo in her dream mode battle. In response to an invitation to join Fatty Wario's harem: Ginchiyo: "I'd rather drown myself in a barrel of rat infested sewage."
	Musou Orochi: Maou Sairin character card scans My Dynasty Warriors fanfiction :: Resonance, a rubber reality horror tale


Mei Ling	Oct 5 2008, 04:31 PM Post #46
The One, The Only Voice Actress! Posts: 1,316 Group: Members Member #7,856 Joined: June 10, 2007 Gender Female	Schwarzwind Oct 4 2008, 04:25 PM Yoshitsune Minamoto - "That's it! Now push harder!" (I've got a gutter mind, couldn't help but laugh at this...) I spit out my drink! Lol! Don't we all have dirty minds? I know this was mentioned before, but I couldn't help it...there is so much context/subtext. It's in Wu's First Opening Convo. Okuni: I chase Ling Tong all this way, and what do I find? There's nothing going on here! Ginchiyo: And why did you bring me? Okuni: Oh, I just wanted to bring you along for the ride. I thought you could do with letting your hair down...
	Credit to Solsephka for the signature and avatar!


T.e.n	Oct 5 2008, 05:11 PM Post #47
Obsessive Yue Ying Fan OMG Posts: 1,696 Group: Members Member #9,822 Joined: September 20, 2007 Gender Male	I bust out laughing at the intro conversation for Wei-8. Not because it was actually funny, but it's so random to - after much Nu Wa and Cao Cao eye-screwing, it's Magoichi! Rallying us for the final battle!
	From the moment of birth, every human being wants happiness and does not want suffering. - Tenzin Gyatso


KinkyKevo	Oct 5 2008, 05:23 PM Post #48
Soldier Posts: 2 Group: Members Member #18,812 Joined: October 5, 2008	Yoshitsune Minamoto Sep 21 2008, 02:39 AM Here are some of my favorites... :lol: Dong Zhuo - That's it! I've had it with that snake! He can't even get me the gold he promised...?! Then he can go to hell! Dong Zhuo - That Zhuge Liang is useless! He proclaims to be the greatest strategist of the age, but the enemy sees right through his plans! Right then! We'll steal their boat, so they have no way out! Dong Zhuo -When I catch that tiger I'll have him skinned and roasted alive! And the same goes for those responsible for letting him out! Dong Zhuo They weren't lying when they said you were a beauty... Why don't you come to papa, hmm? Can anyone post here some funny Dong Zhuo quotes from WO2? when u switch to dong zhuo he says something like "do i really have to fight" lol what a wuss



Skode	Oct 5 2008, 07:49 PM Post #49
Scottish Samurai Posts: 716 Group: Members Member #12,998 Joined: January 31, 2008	Nu Wa has a sexy voice....its makes it seem a little perverted than maybe intended when she says "Dont even think about touching me" all the time - sounds a bit oo er :lol:



LittleDragonZ	Oct 5 2008, 09:21 PM Post #50
Behold the spear of Baby Dragon! Posts: 6,833 Group: Admins Member #3,636 Joined: October 5, 2006 Gender Male	KinkyKevo Oct 5 2008, 04:23 PM Yoshitsune Minamoto Sep 21 2008, 02:39 AM Here are some of my favorites... :lol: Dong Zhuo - That's it! I've had it with that snake! He can't even get me the gold he promised...?! Then he can go to hell! Dong Zhuo - That Zhuge Liang is useless! He proclaims to be the greatest strategist of the age, but the enemy sees right through his plans! Right then! We'll steal their boat, so they have no way out! Dong Zhuo -When I catch that tiger I'll have him skinned and roasted alive! And the same goes for those responsible for letting him out! Dong Zhuo They weren't lying when they said you were a beauty... Why don't you come to papa, hmm? Can anyone post here some funny Dong Zhuo quotes from WO2? when u switch to dong zhuo he says something like "do i really have to fight" lol what a wuss Haha, yeah. His R1 quote is funny to hear, and because it looks so unlike him to do an attack like that lol. Also has anybody finished Da Qiao's, Oichi's and SSX's dream level yet? He comments about him having no problems with marriages getting in his way when you approach him. He is entertaining after all. :lol:



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