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Funny Quotes
Topic Started: Sep 19 2008, 10:35 PM (6,863 Views)
Xalfrea	Nov 12 2008, 04:09 AM Post #126
Organization XIII's Number XV Posts: 2,893 Group: Junior Moderators Member #7,921 Joined: June 13, 2007 Gender Male	Theres no Dream 30, or 29. There are only 28 Dream stages.
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Guan Yuber	Nov 12 2008, 04:34 AM Post #127
Soldier Posts: 4 Group: Members Member #19,437 Joined: November 8, 2008 Gender Male	I almost forgot, in Warriors Orochi 1, after I believe it was Shu Chapter....6? Maybe 6-X? Where you rescue Yuan Shao, and after the battle, someone has some choice words to respond to his pompous attitude. Meng Huo says, "Why isn't anyone clobbering him?" Boy, I've felt like clobbering Yuan Shao myself sometimes. XD



Encerta	Nov 12 2008, 04:58 AM Post #128
Charismatic General Who Conquers the Hearts Posts: 196 Group: Members Member #16,064 Joined: June 10, 2008 Gender Male	IDK if this in but I think Nu Wa's "Good job, young Cao" cracks me up initially lol
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AnthonyHV	Nov 12 2008, 05:47 AM Post #129
Elite Soldier Posts: 57 Group: Members Member #17,987 Joined: September 2, 2008	Encerta Nov 12 2008, 04:58 AM IDK if this in but I think Nu Wa's "Good job, young Cao" cracks me up initially lol Yehh, if you defeat an officer using Cao Pi, with Nu Wa as an AI officer, she may compliment you with that quote. I didn't expect them to have a relationship, for they never encountered each other much on the battlefield
	"I believe that everyone has prayed to God at least once. Even though they might not believe, one day they will surely make an honest prayer. Something that everyone is looking for. Something that everyone is after. Something that's created from everyone's continuous wish, and the bonds between them. The thing that's created is .... " - Amamiya Yuuko, in ef: A Tale of Memories


GoW	Nov 12 2008, 02:35 PM Post #130
KOEI Warriors Unifier Posts: 1,757 Group: Members Member #7,496 Joined: May 22, 2007	This one is funny to me in the sense of Cao Pi channeling Nobuanga. Komaki - Nagakute Pang Tong - "Lord Cao Pi, I've concocted somewhat of a plan." Cao Pi - "Is that so? Well give it a try...."



LegendarySeaDragon	Nov 14 2008, 11:43 PM Post #131
NOT the Serpent King xD Posts: 357 Group: Members Member #19,111 Joined: October 17, 2008 Gender Male	I like what Cao Pi says in the same stage, when Pang Tong tells him to run to the center: "Planning to use me as bait, are you?"
	Prepare for a laugh! A good comparison video for Orochi and Shin Orochi.


Mei Ling	Nov 15 2008, 05:04 PM Post #132
The One, The Only Voice Actress! Posts: 1,316 Group: Members Member #7,856 Joined: June 10, 2007 Gender Female	At Nan Zhong, Zhen Ji asks if you would like to hear her song of death, and I think Ginchiyo says something about "There is no time for music!" and Meng Huo says something about taking Zhen's "Flute stick thing" or words to that effect, and crushing it? Lol at Mai Castle. This quote may not be exact but... Nene: You naughty little boy! Your mother would not be proud of you! Jiang Wei: I do what I have to for my lord! Furthermore, you are not my mother.
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LegendarySeaDragon	Nov 15 2008, 06:57 PM Post #133
NOT the Serpent King xD Posts: 357 Group: Members Member #19,111 Joined: October 17, 2008 Gender Male	Finally, someone rebels against Nene's mother complex. Good job Jiang Wei!
	Prepare for a laugh! A good comparison video for Orochi and Shin Orochi.


Jiahe	Dec 29 2008, 08:58 PM Post #134
Posts: 3,673 Group: Members Member #4,250 Joined: November 19, 2006	I am so glad KOEI finally made a joke about this!!! Shu Story 4: Dong Zhuo: Hey, can't you dress more like a man? It's confusing! Lu Xun: What? How dare you! I am twice the man you'll ever be! Guan Yu, Kenshin, Xu Huang dream stage: Keiji: Hey, like the beard! I bet the girls love it too! Guan Yu: Silence! You just wish you could grow one! I forgot the exact line for that one but it was of that nature. XD
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SnowMan	Jan 13 2009, 08:57 PM Post #135
When you mess with the best, you go down with the rest. Posts: 874 Group: Members Member #12,760 Joined: January 20, 2008 Gender Male	I heard 3 involving Sun Wukong. I hope they haven't been posted already (at the moment I'm not able to look through all 9 pages, I'm short on time) During Orochi-1 (Battle Of Odawara Castle) Sun Wukong (to Hideyoshi Toyotomi) - "Oh look, a cute little monkey! Can I adopt you?" Hideyoshi - "No! I am not a monkey!" And during the Dream stage that involves Xiao Qiao: Xiao Qiao (to Sun Wukong) - "Ooo look, a real life monkey! Can I pet you?" Sun Wukong - "If you show me that you got the moves, I'll let you touch my fur." I forgot when he says this one: Sun Wukong - "It's time for me to paint the town red, and I'm all out of paint." LMAO at those. Sun Wukong brings me a lot of great WO2 moments. Edited by SnowMan, Jan 13 2009, 08:57 PM.
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Eni	Jan 13 2009, 09:15 PM Post #136
I've heard the monkey is an odd one, but the wife, she's a whole new level of crazy. Posts: 1,486 Group: Members Member #16,134 Joined: June 14, 2008 Gender Male	OH i love when you defeat Masamune as Kanetsugu: "You cursed little..." Samurai Stage 1: Zhang Brother: "The heavens! A miracle has saved us!" Sakon: "It was me actually, but whatever makes you happy" Komaki-Nagakute: Dian Wei: "My lord, now its not the time to be trimming your beard" The final diaogue of Dong Zhuo's Dream: I dont quite recall the convo but it involves Mago and Kuno convincing Dong to give his money to the peasants, with Kuno adding that they could steal more money from Yuan Shao anyways. Mitsunari's, Masamune's and Sima Yi's Dream Masamune: "Imbeciles" Sima Yi: "Imbeciles" Mitsunari: "Im not saying it" Sima Yi: Evil laugh Aaaaand one of my faves, in Ma Chao's Dream: Ma Chao: "Ma Dai, it seems the spirit of justice also runs on your veins(or something )" Ma Dai: "The spirit of justice? Oh yeah...right...sure..." (Poor Ma Dai having to take his cousin's justice obssesion)
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Jiahe	Jan 13 2009, 11:30 PM Post #137
Posts: 3,673 Group: Members Member #4,250 Joined: November 19, 2006	My favorite from Dong Zhuo, Kunoichi, and Magoichi's dream stage is this one. Hua Xiong: Woah, look out for the rocks! Dong Zhuo: Stupid girl, those rocks are crashing our men! then Kunoichi made some excuse up for why she released the rock on the enemy. I forget what she said but the conversation itself made me laugh. and Zhou Tai's remark to Sima Yi when he encounter him at Wu Stage 5. Zhou Tai: Your existence is an insult to this world!
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Bamboo	Jan 17 2009, 08:18 PM Post #138
Smashtastic. Posts: 165 Group: Members Member #17,967 Joined: September 1, 2008 Gender Male	Somewhere in the Wuhang Mountains stage: Dong Zhuo: I'll let you live...In exchange for your daughter! The way his voice actor says it is definitely worth a laugh.
	Thanks to Jiahe and for the signature!


DaJi's-Lover	Jan 23 2009, 06:37 AM Post #139
The God Ov Proficiency Farming Posts: 18 Group: Members Member #20,510 Joined: January 22, 2009 Gender Male	Dong Zhuo- "ao Cao... I'll use your own beard to strangle you with!" Zhang He (When boats arrive)-"Hey sailors, do your thing!" My sig.
	"You're simply inferior"


GoW	Jan 30 2009, 06:41 PM Post #140
KOEI Warriors Unifier Posts: 1,757 Group: Members Member #7,496 Joined: May 22, 2007	SSX/Da Qiao/Oichi's Dream. Cant remember exactly when Da Ji says this, but it's funny; "Oh please. Does anyone have a bag?"



RedFoxxie	Jan 31 2009, 11:33 AM Post #141
Officer Posts: 98 Group: Members Member #19,136 Joined: October 18, 2008 Gender Male	Gan Ning's selection quote : "Time to get some blood on my hands." (( Funny cause this game has no blood mainly )) Cao Ren: I will teach you the horrors of war (( First time I heard this I couldn't help but think Cao Ren TRULY is going to do something absolutely horrific, making me laugh. ))
	~ Hideyoshi Hashiba: Everything is a dream.. Within a dream. (SW1) ~


Ruka	Feb 1 2009, 04:49 PM Post #142
Kiri no Shugosha Posts: 818 Group: Members Member #17,170 Joined: August 1, 2008	Just some quotes I found funny while I was playing through Dream Stage 8 and Orochi Story mode Showdown in Yamatai (Dream stage 8) Keiji Maeda to Kiyomori Taira: Get out of my way, you overblown relic. Da Ji to Lu Bu: So, you've come back crawling to me, have you, cockroach? Lu Bu answers: Yappy fox. do you want me to rip out your tail? Dong Zhuo to Lu Bu: "So, the ungrateful dog returns to his master to be put to sleep" Lu Bu answers: "Stop your squealing, Pig! I'll silence you forever" Orochi-2 "Dong Zhuo to Zhuge Liang "Trash like you needs sweeping up and incinerating." Orochi-3 Dong Zhuo quote towards Shingen after you defeated both Kenshin and Kanetsugu.: "That masked clown is their general. Rip it off! and show the world his ugly face"



Seto	Feb 1 2009, 11:17 PM Post #143
Do I Dazzle You? Posts: 43 Group: Members Member #9,900 Joined: September 23, 2007	I don't remember the exact lines, but Kiyomori mistaking Zhang He for a woman at the end of the Battle of Komaki-Nagakute made my day. D8
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Fire Shade	Feb 2 2009, 08:59 PM Post #144
I was the disembosied "chick" in the Hotel Pool XD Posts: 421 Group: Members Member #12,482 Joined: January 6, 2008 Gender Female	Wei Story 1 Huang Zhong: "Dong Zhuo! I thought we had getten rid of the likes of you!" Dong Zhuo: "I was about to say the same about you!"
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RANDOM_N00B	Feb 4 2009, 06:54 AM Post #145
I've been waiting for this Posts: 944 Group: Members Member #9,453 Joined: September 1, 2007 Gender Male	wu battle of okehazama spech of the ending: goemon: look at that im surround by big burly men and not a lady in sight... dian wei: i think you're lovely enough for all of us
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Edgemaster	Feb 6 2009, 10:29 PM Post #146
Sergeant Posts: 29 Group: Members Member #19,387 Joined: November 3, 2008 Gender Male	Kanegasaki, Zhou Yu "Dong Zhou, Just what is it you and your third and fourth chins are planning?" Jia Meng Gate, Dong Zhou "When I get frustrated, I get the overwhelming urge to smash things!" Xiao Qiao, Zhen Ji, Nou's dream stage, Announcer "The greatest known enemy of all womankind is Dong Zhou" It's funny. I hate Dong Zhou... but I love his quotes. XD



Eni	Feb 9 2009, 04:56 AM Post #147
I've heard the monkey is an odd one, but the wife, she's a whole new level of crazy. Posts: 1,486 Group: Members Member #16,134 Joined: June 14, 2008 Gender Male	Okay one single "WTF" quote: Zhu Rong to Masamune[Not exact words]: Zhu: "What a passionate sociopath" Masa:"You havent seen even a fraction of my sociopathy yet!" WTF?!
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zhaoyun619	Feb 11 2009, 11:33 PM Post #148
lux mentis Posts: 323 Group: Members Member #12,780 Joined: January 20, 2008	Jiahe Jan 13 2009, 11:30 PM My favorite from Dong Zhuo, Kunoichi, and Magoichi's dream stage is this one. Hua Xiong: Woah, look out for the rocks! Dong Zhuo: Stupid girl, those rocks are crashing our men! then Kunoichi made some excuse up for why she released the rock on the enemy. I forget what she said but the conversation itself made me laugh. and Zhou Tai's remark to Sima Yi when he encounter him at Wu Stage 5. Zhou Tai: Your existence is an insult to this world! i remember that one, kuno replied "yeah but only the ones that spoke bad about you" ahahaha



fohn-jarmery	Feb 14 2009, 10:18 PM Post #149
Elite Soldier Posts: 56 Group: Members Member #20,765 Joined: February 14, 2009 Gender Male	Sun Wukong - "I'm not just some monkey, I'm the allmighty, powerful, amazing, remarkable Sun Wukong the Magnificent!" Zhou Tai - "...And?" - And Dong Zhou in response to Hideyoshi, "That monkeys screeching again! Wont somebody shut him up?"



Tai genius	Mar 12 2009, 08:29 AM Post #150
Elite Soldier Posts: 48 Group: Members Member #14,910 Joined: April 20, 2008 Gender Male	I don't sure about Taigong Wang's quote when he uses his true musou. Did he say "This is stupid" ? If yes then it would be funny that he will insult enemies before attack them .



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