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Date and dump
Topic Started: Fri Jan 9, 2009 8:42 am (2,572 Views)
Zhen-kun

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Me no pedo. :sad: I only 13.

Gracia unties herself and escapes your basement. She goes home, tells Mitsuhide, & he come to kill you. :hmmm:

I date Xiao Qiao.
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孟德
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She gets lost when you take her to the park :mellow:

Date Trish! =D
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Zhen-kun

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:huh: Me don't know who Trish be.

She escapes the closet you locked her in. :lol:

I date Nene.
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Emperor's Retainer
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Hideyoshi finds out and goes monkey beserk at you.

I'll date Zhen Ji
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Zhen-kun

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Cao Pi kill you. :hmmm:

I date Himiko.
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Emperor's Retainer
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One of her flying pots accidentally dropped on her head, knocking her out.

I'll date Kunoichi
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Nida
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nihil novi sub sole
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Her loud annoying voice is too much for you to handle it gets to the point where your blood boils, your head explodes and the remnants of your body scream like a teapot.

I date Wakka :o
Edited by Nida, Sun Aug 2, 2009 9:59 pm.
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Zhen-kun

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zhenzhou get's mad at Wakka for taking time away from Momma, and Daddy Jasonic and/or Mago. So zhenzhou bite's his head off. :mellow:

I date Kairi!
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Nida
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nihil novi sub sole
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Mommy goes into protective overdrive and attaches herself to your heel throughout the entire date. She constantly nags you about your choice of clothing, reminiscing about your early childhood and scolds you for not being forward enough with Kairi to the point that she ditches you immediately. You spend the rest of the night crying in my lap while eating pizza at Chuck-E-Cheese.

I date Kimahri o_0
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Gorgutz
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Unfortunately, Kimahri is actually a whale in disguise, which soon loses all consciousness and becomes a burden the entire time. You eventually leave, due to having many problems trying to move this whale.

I date... Uhm... *Insert name here.*
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Nida
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nihil novi sub sole
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Have fun with a blow-up doll named Larry.

I date Paper Mario!! >D
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Gorgutz
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Multiple paper cuts ruin any chance of having a nice date. Later on, he's also shredded by an angry Gorgutz.

I date... Erm... Xion! ;O
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Manji
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Dumps you 'cause you obviously never get any sleep! Zombies aren't very fun boyfriends! :P

I date... Isaac Clarke from Dead Space!
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Gorgutz
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I do too sleep! I'll admit it's usually during the day... But still! I like to sleep... A lot, actually. ;D

Your date with Isaac goes better than expected, though the suit begins to become quite an upset on the whole evening. As you approach for a swift kiss, you are interrupted by him stamping onto the ground thoroughly before running off to upgrade his suits.

I date... Sanada! XD!
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Manji
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Old School KW
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Haha!
It's like 5:30am in the UK. You'll be asleep all day, no doubt. :P

Well, Sanada is quite smitten with you, but unfortunately the date ends short when Mr. Honda walks past, thereafter the war ensues as Sanada runs off to hurl his trusty "spear" at his rival... If you mean Yukimura, well it's hard to interact much with a decaying corpse. ;)

I'll date... Alberto Wesker!! :wub: In Uroboros form... :sly:
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LsLights
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Biscuit
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Alberto Wesker In uroboros form eats some bad potatos and dies

I date perry the platypus
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Zhen-kun

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Perry gets caught up in secret missions & dumps you. And they cancel Phineas & Ferb :whistle:

I date Lightning from FF XIII.
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Avion
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Appears that she is Cloud in estrogen pills pink hair.

I date
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Manji
Mon Aug 3, 2009 5:26 am
Well, Sanada is quite smitten with you, but unfortunately the date ends short when Mr. Honda walks past, thereafter the war ensues as Sanada runs off to hurl his trusty "spear" at his rival... If you mean Yukimura, well it's hard to interact much with a decaying corpse. ;)
:blink:

Umm, since Sally dates no one, no one runs off with someone who gets caught in a love affair with anyone, thereby attracting the attention of everyone ... :wacko:

I date Insp. Chin :sly:
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Zhen-kun

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^ Yaoi love. :lol: Just kidding.

Insp. Chin's hearts belongs to KW. :XD

I date Rikku.
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Takenaka Hanbei
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For the Glory of the Flan Empire!
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AND THEN HE CUTS YOU OPEN (wtf?)

I date the next poster.... (topic over lol <_<)
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You are three years younger than me :mellow: Well, two and a half XD

I date Santa :P
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LsLights
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Biscuit
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santa gets stuck in a chimney and is eaten alive by racoons.

I date the undatable
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Zhen-kun

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:mellow: Undatable becomes undatable again. :huh:

I date Kunoichi.
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Gorgutz
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Kunoichi goes all "RAWRLFRAGHH" and eats you, and Robbie the Rabbit, alive.

I date myself, because who else could be as awesome as myself? ;3
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