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KOEI Warriors Family; Where crazy is ordinary!
Topic Started: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:06 am (4,919,838 Views)
Benzod
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Bei Xiu
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:55 am
I have a funny story involving a vibrator :mellow:
I'm really not sure if I want to hear this. :mellow:
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Celestial
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Cousin Vinny
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:54 am
I think it would be more awkward if you were a girl and your overprotective father found vibrators, condoms, fuzzy handcuffs, and those red balls in your room.


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:crazy:

@Benzod: You dirty person! :hehe:
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Xiuzhao
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:55 am
I have a funny story involving a vibrator :mellow:
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Shiki
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Celestial
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:54 am
Shiki
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:52 am
How awkward would your dad giving you condoms be. :kurokan:
How is it awkward? They only give it to you once. :/
Doesn't really matter how many times it happens its still going to be awkward, like what do you say during the "transaction"? I'd be mortified if my dad did that for me.
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Fräulein
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:kurokan:




Maybe I came at a bad time.
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FireDancer
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Okay, so last year, one of my friends got me sex toys as a joke for my birthday. One of them happened to be this vibrator thingy.

Somehow, I had left them at my mom's house (I never used them), and when I returned, they ended up in my sister's room.

My/VV's other sister apparently used them :mellow:
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Celestial
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Shiki
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:57 am
Celestial
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:54 am
Shiki
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:52 am
How awkward would your dad giving you condoms be. :kurokan:
How is it awkward? They only give it to you once. :/
desn't really matter hoe many times it happens its still going to be awkward, like what do you say during the "transaction"? I'd be mortified if my dad did that for me.
The awkward part is when they pop in the "video". :kurokan:
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Claus
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That was worse than I was expecting FD :beard: but loooooooooool
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Claus
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Shiki
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:57 am
Celestial
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:54 am
Shiki
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:52 am
How awkward would your dad giving you condoms be. :kurokan:
How is it awkward? They only give it to you once. :/
desn't really matter hoe many times it happens its still going to be awkward, like what do you say during the "transaction"? I'd be mortified if my dad did that for me.
The awkward part is when they pop in the "video". :kurokan:
WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR CHILDHOOD
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Fräulein
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-_-





*to be part of the conversation* I remember seeing the vibrator under the nightstand. At the time, I had no idea what it was, so I was confused. :mellow:
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Celestial
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:00 am
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:59 am
Shiki
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:57 am
Celestial
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:54 am
Shiki
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:52 am
How awkward would your dad giving you condoms be. :kurokan:
How is it awkward? They only give it to you once. :/
desn't really matter hoe many times it happens its still going to be awkward, like what do you say during the "transaction"? I'd be mortified if my dad did that for me.
The awkward part is when they pop in the "video". :kurokan:
WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR CHILDHOOD
Hmmmm your dad or mother never poped the "video" on you when it was time?
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FireDancer
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What was funny was HOW I got the sex toys in the first place.


Mechelle: Beth, what's your favorite color?
Me: Black, red, pink, and purple. Wait...you're not getting me sex toys are you? :uh:
Mechelle: Noooo :shifty:

*fast forward to my birthday*

Mechelle: Here you go.
Me: *opens and finds a couple toys*
Mechelle: I was gonna get you candles, but I decided to get these instead :D
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Celestial
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:57 am
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:54 am
Shiki
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:52 am
How awkward would your dad giving you condoms be. :kurokan:
How is it awkward? They only give it to you once. :/
desn't really matter hoe many times it happens its still going to be awkward, like what do you say during the "transaction"? I'd be mortified if my dad did that for me.
The awkward part is when you pop in your dad's "videos". :kurokan:
Fixed
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Claus
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:59 am
Shiki
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:57 am
Celestial
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:54 am

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desn't really matter hoe many times it happens its still going to be awkward, like what do you say during the "transaction"? I'd be mortified if my dad did that for me.
The awkward part is when they pop in the "video". :kurokan:
WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR CHILDHOOD
Hmmmm your dad or mother never poped the "video" on you when it was time?
No

@Xuizhao: oh god that happened to me when was like, 8. :crazy:
Edited by Claus, Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:03 am.
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Fräulein
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Shiki
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Lambo
Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:02 am
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:00 am
Celestial
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:59 am
Shiki
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:57 am

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The awkward part is when they pop in the "video". :kurokan:
WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR CHILDHOOD
Hmmmm your dad or mother never poped the "video" on you when it was time?
No

@Xuizhao: oh god that happened to me when was like, 8. :crazy:
wait are these like sex videos? :mellow:
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dancingswan
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I'm making Saku's set. :kurokan:
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Lambo
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:59 am

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep"video". :kurokan:
WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR CHILDHOOD
Hmmmm your dad or mother never poped the "video" on you when it was time?
No

@Xuizhao: oh god that happened to me when was like, 8. :crazy:
wait are these like sex videos? :mellow:
First one IDK
second one yes, yes they were
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Lambo
Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:00 am
Celestial
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:59 am

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep"video". :kurokan:
WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR CHILDHOOD
Hmmmm your dad or mother never poped the "video" on you when it was time?
No

@Xuizhao: oh god that happened to me when was like, 8. :crazy:
wait are these like sex videos? :mellow:
Pretty much yeah.
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Celestial
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Lambo
Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:00 am
Celestial
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:59 am
Shiki
Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:57 am

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep
The awkward part is when they pop in the "video". :kurokan:
WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR CHILDHOOD
Hmmmm your dad or mother never poped the "video" on you when it was time?
No

@Xuizhao: oh god that happened to me when was like, 8. :crazy:
In truth I got out of the talk with my dad. To this day he still thinks we had it. :lol:

@Xiuzhao: How did you know?! :ph43r:

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Fräulein
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VV talks to herself. :mellow:
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I think my mom was a bit lenient with us. She didn't care if we had sex or not, as long as I was out of high school and out of the house. :mellow:
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Quoting limited to 5 levels deep"video".
Hmmmm your dad or mother never poped the "video" on you when it was time?
No

@Xuizhao: oh god that happened to me when was like, 8. :crazy:
wait are these like sex videos? :mellow:
First one IDK
second one yes, yes they were
Naughty Lambo daddy :hmmm:
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Shiki
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Lambo
Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:04 am
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:02 am
Celestial
Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:01 am
Lambo
Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:00 am

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep"video".
Hmmmm your dad or mother never poped the "video" on you when it was time?
No

@Xuizhao: oh god that happened to me when was like, 8. :crazy:
wait are these like sex videos? :mellow:
First one IDK
second one yes, yes they were
I could never look at my dad without thinking of those videos if i was you. :kurokan:
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Claus
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Celestial
Mon Mar 21, 2011 1:01 am

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep"video"."video" on you when it was time?
No

@Xuizhao: oh god that happened to me when was like, 8. :crazy:
wait are these like sex videos? :mellow:
First one IDK
second one yes, yes they were
I could never look at my dad without thinking of those videos if i was you. :kurokan:
You get over it. :beard:
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