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KOEI Warriors Family; Where crazy is ordinary!
Topic Started: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:06 am (4,924,509 Views)
Fräulein
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Hm, that movie ended rather oddly.

And at least we got some nice food.
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DMRevolution
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FireDancer
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Hello all two of you. Yes, all TWO of you.

Wow, this thread has been dead lately. So dead that I was able to make my mom and EPICLY AWESOME wallpaper for her myspace and make Eni a siggy.

Yes, I said siggy.
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Fräulein
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Kaiser Von Bunnies
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*comes in dressed like Ssuma Chungta*...hello all ^_^
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FireDancer
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Hello :wave:
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Kaiser Von Bunnies
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*glomps fire* :) hiya fire, how are you??!?
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:P
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Kaiser Von Bunnies
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heya LD, hows it goin? ^_^
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Kaiser Von Bunnies
Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:54 am
heya LD, hows it goin? ^_^
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:55 am
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:54 am
heya LD, hows it goin? ^_^
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good good ^_^
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Holy crap! There's people here!

Sorry, this forum's been so dead lately.

Hi KVB and Lord_Dragon.

@KVB: I'm doing just fine. Getting ready to upload a couple crap videos of me singing (trust me I suck) and I was working on a drawing of Kaede from Onimusha. It's turning out very nicely, considering I haven't done any drawing in the last three years or so.
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Kaiser Von Bunnies
Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:01 am
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Kaiser Von Bunnies
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heya LD, hows it goin? ^_^
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good good ^_^
:sad: i didnt scare you with the :wub:
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:02 am
Holy crap! There's people here!

Sorry, this forum's been so dead lately.

Hi KVB and Lord_Dragon.

@KVB: I'm doing just fine. Getting ready to upload a couple crap videos of me singing (trust me I suck) and I was working on a drawing of Kaede from Onimusha. It's turning out very nicely, considering I haven't done any drawing in the last three years or so.
ohhh okie ^_^


@LD- was i suppose to be? :huh:
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LD- was i suppose to be? :huh:
yes
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So anyway, in an attempt to keep this thread alive, I am going to tell a story. It's a MAGICAL story about a young girl who realizes her dream of being a tool. Yes, a tool.

Once upon a time there lived a young girl named Alezia. Alezia was the most beautiful woman the world had ever laid eyes on. She was so beautiful, men went blind just by looking at her.

However, there was one man who did not go blind. Alezia's brother Roberto ordered this man to marry her at once. And so they married.

To be continued if anyone else is interested.
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:11 am
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LD- was i suppose to be? :huh:
yes
how could i be scared away by that? :wub:


@Fire- *raises hand* :o
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FireDancer
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Alezia married the man known as Kenneth. Alezia and Kenneth had a very short 30-second wedding officiated by Roberto. However, their marriage would only last for a few short days. Roberto was having a feud with another man named Nicholas. In an attempt to end their rivalry, Roberto forced Alezia to divorce Kenneth and marry Nicholas.

Alezia and Nicholas did not like each other at first, but after having to look at each other for three days straight, they fell madly in love.

To be continued.
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I hope she becomes a screwdiver. :o
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Mon Apr 26, 2010 5:18 am
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Kaiser Von Bunnies
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LD- was i suppose to be? :huh:
yes
how could i be scared away by that? :wub:


hmm maybe it needs to be a undead one then
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No, she doesn't become a screwdriver.

Anyway, no, Nicholas did not go blind.

Three years after Alezia and Nicholas got married, Roberto was going through a bad time. He decided to take out all of his anger on Nicholas's neighbor and lifelong friend Andrew. Nicholas chose to take Andrew's side, forcing Alezia into a tight corner.

Alezia, being the hopelessly devoted wife, chose Nicholas over her own brother.
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Aww, I was hoping for her to become a Phillips Flat Head Screwdriver.
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Don't worry, it gets better.

Anyway, to conclude this story:

Alezia was torn apart, mentally, and physically. She couldn't bear the thought of her two favorite men fighting over nothing.

She grabbed a lighter from the kitchen, poured gasoline on herself, and set herself on fire. Then she grabbed her husband and her brother and dragged them inside the house. The house quickly caught fire and burned everyone alive.

To this day, whenever someone passes by the remains of that house, the anguished cry of Alezia can be heard...

The end.
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