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Topic Started: Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:16 am (5,971,587 Views)
Rance
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The novel is full of bull****. Zhuge Liang is basically a gigantic mary sue in it who can destroy armies by ejaculating and wave his hand to change the weather.

If you hear something about Zhuge Liang that sounds blatantly implausible, it probably comes from the novel.
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ChibiGingi
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The novel took certain liberties, that's for sure. Also left out crap too.

Edit: Speaking of novel, let's see if I can finish that chapter tonight! I'm eager to get some Taishi Ci action going on here.
Edited by ChibiGingi, Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:49 am.
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Wild Lion
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The novel may not be factual, but it is entertaining and well written
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ChibiGingi
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I can't lie, I enjoyed reading it.

Granted, I had a physical copy and I suspect that the ink was... uh... highly addictive and toxic and I got high every time I read for extended periods of time, but yeah, it's one of my favorite pieces to read.

I mean, okay, so it's not accurate and it totally plays up Zhuge Liang into being this LOLJESUS character, but it was entertaining to read. My favorite volume is Volume 3. All my favorite parts are in that one, I believe.
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Katatonia
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I only read up to a certain point before I had to give it back to the library, I think I was at the Yellow Turbans
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Rance
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Wild Lion
Fri Aug 28, 2015 7:58 am
The novel may not be factual, but it is entertaining and well written
It's my favorite fictional novel.

But it's still bull**** a lot of the time.
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ChibiGingi
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I have a copy I could lend you, if you reaaaaaaally want it.

But fair warning, you'll probably get high.

I think that's why I accepted Lu Meng's LOL POSSESSED death so easily, honestly. I was so high from the fumes from the ink that I was like 'OHHH, GHOOOOOOOOOOOOST, WOOOOOO, okay, next chapter.'
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Rance
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That death is probably the single most bull**** thing in the entire book.

And that's saying a lot.
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The Child of the Moon, the Wolf Slaying Deer Warrior!
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"Meanwhile, Taishi Ci was dying."

That is one, entire, line, from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms! Jesus wept.
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Katatonia
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Is it an extra copy? Because I couldn't take it if it was your only one. Actually..that reminds me, I can just download it through the Philly library service! I completely forgot :lol: I can put it on my tablet that probably hates me for not charging it in a while


^^ Taishi bby :kurokan:
Edited by Katatonia, Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:11 am.
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ChibiGingi
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Rance
Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:08 am
That death is probably the single most bull**** thing in the entire book.

And that's saying a lot.
Damn, and there was a LOT of BS in that book.

Seriously, Guan Yu's a sore loser. Beat him in war and his ghost will kill your ass. Learn to accept defeat gracefully, 'God of War'! Sheeeeesh.

Yeah, it's my only copy... so... maybe downloading it ain't so bad?

Edit: OH, WAIT, HOW ABOUT THIS.

"By this time, officers like Lu Xun and Zhou Tai were dead."

I remember reading that single line and IMMEDIATELY, all interest in the novel plummeted. It was like, as a Wuist, I literally had no reason to read anymore.
Edited by ChibiGingi, Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:13 am.
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Also, the Gan Ning+chain flail moment happens on the way to Xiaoyao and is the setup for Ling Tong going "I'ma cut you, pirate scum!" and Gan Ning going, "Oh yeah! Well I summon the spirt of Dian Wei!" and then Lu Meng is like "OMG, STFU..." and Sun Quan is "Yeah, whatever. Could you guys just get over it, gawd."
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Katatonia
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Yeah, I think I'll stick to downloading it :lol: thanks for the offer though. One cool thing from the novel, Diaochan was so boss. Wish she was like that in the game instead of a whiny damsel in distress

Oh man, Chibi, that's rough. :/
Edited by Katatonia, Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:15 am.
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ChibiGingi
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:13 am
Also, the Gan Ning+chain flail moment happens on the way to Xiaoyao and is the setup for Ling Tong going "I'ma cut you, pirate scum!" and Gan Ning going, "Oh yeah! Well I summon the spirt of Dian Wei!" and then Lu Meng is like "OMG, STFU..." and Sun Quan is "Yeah, whatever. Could you guys just get over it, gawd."
Isn't the the part where Lu Meng 'sword dances' to break them up?

I drew a comic of that... let me find it.

Edit: FOUND IT.

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Edited by ChibiGingi, Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:17 am.
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A city falls, but not to us the gain;
The guerdon is anothers; ours the pain.

-Zhou Yu, poetic genius
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ChibiGingi
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Don't judge it so hardly, it was done in 2005.
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ChibiGingi
Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:16 am
GambitCajun
Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:13 am
Also, the Gan Ning+chain flail moment happens on the way to Xiaoyao and is the setup for Ling Tong going "I'ma cut you, pirate scum!" and Gan Ning going, "Oh yeah! Well I summon the spirt of Dian Wei!" and then Lu Meng is like "OMG, STFU..." and Sun Quan is "Yeah, whatever. Could you guys just get over it, gawd."
Isn't the the part where Lu Meng 'sword dances' to break them up?

I drew a comic of that... let me find it.

Edit: FOUND IT.

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:blink: ... :XD

To rich! GG!
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Rance
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Everything to do with Wu is kinda super bull****, now that I think about it.

I do like some monster re-animating Zhuge Ke to troll around though. I hope that if they add Zhuge Ke into DW, they adopt that concept somehow.
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does zhuge liang really licked a cardboard of guan yu shirtless just to kill zhou yu ?
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Katatonia
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ChibiGingi
Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:16 am
GambitCajun
Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:13 am
Also, the Gan Ning+chain flail moment happens on the way to Xiaoyao and is the setup for Ling Tong going "I'ma cut you, pirate scum!" and Gan Ning going, "Oh yeah! Well I summon the spirt of Dian Wei!" and then Lu Meng is like "OMG, STFU..." and Sun Quan is "Yeah, whatever. Could you guys just get over it, gawd."
Isn't the the part where Lu Meng 'sword dances' to break them up?

I drew a comic of that... let me find it.

Edit: FOUND IT.

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:lol: that's awesome
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Mr. Kamikaze
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you call it poetry

I call it random words senselessly strung together
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ChibiGingi
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Fri Aug 28, 2015 8:20 am
you call it poetry

I call it random words senselessly strung together
I never had a knack for poetry myself. x_x

I feel like I want to redo that comic... or maybe just do that scene justice in my story. The way he intervenes just humors me. He could get all angry and throw his weight around but just jumps in and is like 'NOPE, I'M THE BEST DANCER HERE, SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN AND LEARN'.

Or maybe I'm remembering the scene wrong. I was so high.
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Iirc, there was a party at Lü Meng's house, not sure if Ling Tong was invited, but he showed up and attacked Gan Ning. Then that's when Meng interfered
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Of course he attacked Gan Ning.

He was jealous of the fact that he was invited to sexy Meng's house and he wasn't!
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