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Topic Started: Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:16 am (5,966,592 Views)
UpInMahBubble
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Who you calling a cute prince?
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Eni
Sun Jul 10, 2016 3:08 am
Pfft I'm latino.

I'm immune to la chancla by now.
I have like the mental image of you tanking chanclas from all angles :hehe:
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Lynnie
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[[BOWL CUT TWINS]]/(SB)'s Katakura Kojuro's Wife/Empress/T-ARA/IU/TAEYEON
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the nurse also said I'll bleed out if I get a tattoo....so..
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LegendaryDragonWarrior
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Tonbo-Giri
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Tattoos are bad
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Mr. Kamikaze
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there were no chanclas in my childhood

like my dad would throw us across the room, he threatened to hit us with this giant board we had that was used for cleaning fish, he hit me on the leg so hard once that it caused my reflexes to go off and my head went up and i busted my lip on the side of the bed...

no chanclas though
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roninwolf1981
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Manza's Armored Squadron Commander
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Lynnie
Sun Jul 10, 2016 3:09 am
I'm used to the belt and the back hand



reminds me when a nurse insisted I was asian even tho I explained i was latina

The belt triggers me. I see my dad as a bloated oni monster in tighty-whities sporting a bad, greasy mullet...swinging a studded belt menacingly overhead and roaring like some eldritch abomination. The thought of that makes me unsheathe my fangs and claws like...
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I've never received the backhand, but I have received what I call the bear paw. Imagine a werewolf doing a 1-hit kill with one right paw swipe. That's the bear paw.
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Eni
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Belts, chanclas, palms, sticks.

Been there, done that.
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Lynnie
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I stopped trying to run when I was kid. My sis....she...she would run........never fast enough...
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UpInMahBubble
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Who you calling a cute prince?
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I had quite a few objects used on me.

My gran was even worse for it according to my dad. She hit him with the porridge stirrer and cause that broke when she hit it off him she decided to punish him for that by using a wooden spoon aswell
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LegendaryDragonWarrior
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My dad broke a wooden stick on me when i was a kid. Hitting me over 10 hits :guts:


I thank him for that now tho :honda:
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roninwolf1981
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Eni
Sun Jul 10, 2016 3:14 am
Belts, chanclas, palms, sticks.

Been there, done that.
My dad stopped physically swinging at me when I sprang up and started flailing my arms at him like an outraged 200 lb special ed student with Down's Syndrome and roaring incoherently. I hate to use that comparison, but that's how I literally looked when fending my dad off.
Actually, the instant I sprang up to my feet, my dad arched over my flailing with at least 7 more bear paws to the head, screaming:
"HIT ME! HIT ME, MOTHERF***ER! I DARE YOU!!!"
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Mr. Kamikaze
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my dad just used his fists, he wasn't very creative...
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LegendaryDragonWarrior
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My dad used everything. He even threw some dishes on me once. It funny to remember that :guts:
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Eni
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I just grew up and stopped doing things that would provoke them into hitting me.
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UpInMahBubble
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Who you calling a cute prince?
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Even though I'd had quite a few things used the one that hurt the most was one time when I tried to move out the way. Instead of hitting me on the ass it hit me just under on the back of my leg and holy **** that stung
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Eni
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Well not them, just mom.
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Most of ass got our ass kicked by our dads :guts:
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Lynnie
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mom and dad tag team
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Sun Jul 10, 2016 3:19 am
Eni
Sun Jul 10, 2016 3:14 am
Belts, chanclas, palms, sticks.

Been there, done that.
My dad stopped physically swinging at me when I sprang up and started flailing my arms at him like an outraged 200 lb special ed student with Down's Syndrome and roaring incoherently. I hate to use that comparison, but that's how I literally looked when fending my dad off.
Actually, the instant I sprang up to my feet, my dad arched over my flailing with at least 7 more bear paws to the head, screaming:
"HIT ME! HIT ME, MOTHERF***ER! I DARE YOU!!!"
I forgot to add that I was 17 when this happened. The incident happened when I got my 1st 6 weeks report card for my Senior year. When my dad was yelling at me for my poor grade in Trigonometry. I was exhausting myself trying to explain that the course material is just not sinking in and that I'm just not getting the math. I reflexively reacted to my dad not willing to listen; my eyes rolled up and I thought
"This man is just not getting it..."
Well, I didn't even get to finish my mental note as he saw the eyes rolling up as a sign of disrespect, so he closed the distance and swatted me across the jaw. I snapped.
To this day, I'm against spanking kids as any measure of child discipline because of what I had to go through. I would brag about how I was spanked and that I turned out alright, but the truth is...I'm not alright. I'm defective; I have personality disorders. I did not turn out alright.
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LegendaryDragonWarrior
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Eh. Grades day used to be dooms day to me
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roninwolf1981
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I'm afraid of going to jail for assaulting my own brother if I see him spanking his own kids (experiencing flashbacks of 'Nam...).
Would that be the most pathetic reason for not going to any family reunions; to avoid watching any form of child discipline?
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https://www.twitch.tv/capcomfighters

Idols are singing. I came for street fights not waifus
They didn't even get applause. :saa:
This is hella esports.
Edited by DMRevolution, Sun Jul 10, 2016 3:47 am.
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UpInMahBubble
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Who you calling a cute prince?
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Oh this is like my 4th exotic engram today. Nice
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There's been alot of upsets but I'll root for Mika till the end.
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You know, with how shameless TK is with DoA, I'm surprised there's no DoA dating sim yet.

Starring Eliot as he spills his spaghetti all over Tina, Christie, Hitomi, Ayane, Kasumi and secret route Nyotengu.
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and so they have to take all their clothes off and wash it cause naturally none of them brought any kind of change of clothes.

followed by greatness.
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