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Topic Started: Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:16 am (5,963,179 Views)
MeowMeow
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YEAH BABY ;)
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Earl , Hojo, Ivan, Phaillin
小少将わどこですか? :heykosho: :heart:

この超セクシー女王樣は面白いで :heykosho:

皆さん、検索してください :heykosho: :lol: :hehe:
Edited by MeowMeow, Sun May 14, 2017 12:00 am.
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Katatonia
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destroy.erase.improve

Anna, Kiwi, Yvonne. Bia is pretty cool too
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MeowMeow
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YEAH BABY ;)
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Katatonia
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Anna, Kiwi, Yvonne. Bia is pretty cool too
Cheer for Ottawa and Nashville with me Kat :kasugasm:
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Rance
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Yuki Oh. No.
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OFF WE GO!

I'll use the Kat team if I lose/get game over with these guys.
Edited by Rance, Sun May 14, 2017 12:03 am.
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Katatonia
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destroy.erase.improve

MeowMeow
Sun May 14, 2017 12:02 am
Katatonia
Sun May 14, 2017 12:01 am
Anna, Kiwi, Yvonne. Bia is pretty cool too
Cheer for Ottawa and Nashville with me Kat :kasugasm:
I've been cheering on Nashville all playoffs. Finnish goalie and former Philly coach. Ottawa, because, duh. Ewww Penguins and ewww Crosby
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Angelic Linca
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I feel no shame for only eating chicken fried steak in those entree meals. Mashed potatoes and corn look and taste gross in them.
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MeowMeow
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YEAH BABY ;)
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Katatonia
Sun May 14, 2017 12:04 am
MeowMeow
Sun May 14, 2017 12:02 am
Katatonia
Sun May 14, 2017 12:01 am
Anna, Kiwi, Yvonne. Bia is pretty cool too
Cheer for Ottawa and Nashville with me Kat :kasugasm:
I've been cheering on Nashville all playoffs. Finnish goalie and former Philly coach. Ottawa, because, duh. Ewww Penguins and ewww Crosby
"I like it, I love it, I want some more, of it, I tried, so hard...... when the Predators score that I like it, I love it, I want some more of it!"

"HEEEYYYYY... YOU SUCK! We're gonna beat the hell outta you! You! You! You you you!"

:sakichi: :sakichi: :sakichi: :sakichi: :sakichi: :sakichi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzkvkWQPim4
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Rance
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Earl attempts a druidic ritual with a 60% rate of success. He fails utterly and the whole party loses hope and despairs (-1 Resolve; Resolve acts as your health in the game and you have 2 to start out with). Off to a great start!
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MeowMeow
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My attempt at a balanced team fails :XD
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Rance
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The krew encounters some MAN EATING SHEEP but Hojo Fumiaki (just Hojo; if you call him Fumiaki he will rage and nobody wants that) uses his incredible powers as a sheep whisperer to bamboozle the sheep. This allows everybody to escape. Great thinking Hojo!
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Hojo calls Earl Shanty a baka gaijin and elaborates on why Earl is an inadequate and unprofessional explorer. This pisses Earl off, but Earl now is motivated to make up for his various and numerous deficiencies to prove to Japan what AMERICA can do.
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The crew spots some interesting looking items atop a treacherous cliff. Earl and Hojo are not sure if they can be reached and start arguing about how best to approach it. Ivan ignores their squabbling and quietly scales the cliff singlehandedly and brings down a treasure. Hojo takes it and says in Japanese, "FINALLY I CAN EVOLVE MY COTTONEE INTO WHIMSICOTT! IVAN YOU ARE GOOD FOREIGNER!"

(Thanks to Ivan's athletic ability the crew secures their first treasure)
Edited by Rance, Sun May 14, 2017 12:20 am.
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what game is that?????
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Rance
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Earl finds a rare stone and thinks it may be of value, then fails to figure out what to do with it (67% success rate fail). After wasting precious time and supplies, he throws it into a pond. Hojo says "BAKA GAIJIN" and shouts a bunch of other insults in Japanese.

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what game is that?????


Renowned Explorers. It just got a new expansion. It's a pretty fun game.
Edited by Rance, Sun May 14, 2017 12:25 am.
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Biki
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What even is Renowned Explorers? It looks like a DnD simulator of some sorts...
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Looks like a facebook game tbh
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lets see if i can go back to photoshop lol
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Rance
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The meme team encounters its first battle: a pack of wolves. Due to a mission from the Chinese Emperor to resolve conflicts with the power of friendship (I'm not joking) the team decides to summon all of their anime tropes to prevail. The wolves respect Earl and Hojo's shonen anime rivalry and leave them alone. Earl thinks he catches Hojo saying something nice about him later, but Hojo tells him to stop being crazy and to mind his own business.

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What even is Renowned Explorers? It looks like a DnD simulator of some sorts..


It's kind of like a cross between a roguelike and a tactics RPG (in battles).
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The meme team manages to find out where some treasure is, but they are beaten there by their arch rival Riveleaux and his gang of explorers. Riveleaux snatches up a valuable menhir and absconds with it before the meme team arrives. Riveleaux's subordinate Cassandra Shafiq tries to persuade the meme team to go home and quit exploring, remarking how Earl seems ill-suited to it. Earl is downtrodden and expects Hojo to agree, but Hojo instead defends his teammate. Hojo states that Earl is trying his hardest. After a spirited debate, Cassandra acknowledges that the meme team has come a long way.

A crazy Scottish dude has been watching the meme team from afar and is impressed with their resolve. He rambles on about a lot of inane bullshit but ultimately tips the team off to the location of a celtic burial mound. They find this helmet and leave the Celtic isles for a new expedition.

The meme team can now visit the following locations:

-Caribbean Isle (suited for aggressive teams)
-Mali (suited for friendly teams)
-Hungarian Fort (suited for devious teams)

Hungary or the Caribbeans are probably best for this team as they aren't that great at making friends. If you guys want me to go somewhere specific I can go wherever thoough.
Edited by Rance, Sun May 14, 2017 12:55 am.
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MeowMeow
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YEAH BABY ;)
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MAGYAROSZAG!
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UpInMahBubble
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Who you calling a cute prince?
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I love Iwai's theme
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Rance
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Sun May 14, 2017 1:15 am
MAGYAROSZAG!
hungary it is

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The meme team is tipped off about some archaeological ruins. Earl conducts a survey, using some of the skills he learned in the last expedition. He hits gold, managing to find a new treasure known as "the alchemist's flask." This happens with literally the very first move the meme team makes on this expedition. I guess Earl is starting to redeem himself.
UpInMahBubble
Sun May 14, 2017 1:18 am
I love Iwai's theme
His and the clinics are really catchy. They start off slow but they're great.
Edited by Rance, Sun May 14, 2017 1:26 am.
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Iwai's sounds really intimidating at first, which is great
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[cue training montage]


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"Hey look a female Lucario!"

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The krew is huddled around the campfire and Earl is doing all kinds of crazy things with tools and metal parts. "Kore wa nani desu ka?!" asks Hojo as he points to Earl's weird devices. Earl simply ignores him and keeps working, but eventually Hojo starts stamping his feet and pointing furiously. "I'm making a Plutorberator to make anime real," he finally says. "You normies can't possibly comprehend my genius." Hojo has his doubts...
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Earl and Hojo encounter a SMT Incubus cosplayer in Hungary (Magyars are weird people man; don't ask me). The cosplayer promises to show them something good if they can entertain him. Hojo responds with the above absolutely BTFO of Earl. "HAHAHA SMELLY WHITE MAN NO CLEAN SELF. FULL OF BODY HAIR AND REEK OF WET DOG AND FOOT ODOR." The cosplayer is amused because he, too, hates Americans like any sane person in the world. He shows the meme team a rare statue he got at Hungarian Comic Con, which actually turns out to be an ancient medieval artifact. Amazing!
Edited by Rance, Sun May 14, 2017 1:50 am.
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I wish it let you keep all the gifts from social links on NG+

I liked decorating my room with them, but now I only have a poster of Rise
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"Zone released another Liru the Werewolf flash guys."

By now the team is very wary of fighting wolves as they're pretty much everywhere.
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The meme team defeats the wolves and soon after finds "Hungarian Mix," which I can only presume is the street name for some probably illegal substance.
The meme team kills some cultists and finds the Philosopher's Stone. Unfortunately, my team composition doesn't allow me to make the lame joke, "You're a wizard, Harry Walker." Ivan questions why we need philosophy at all when we can just smash things. Earl for the most part agrees, but prefers to just blow things up instead. Hojo questions why he left Japan to go adventuring with these boneheads.

This ends the current expedition. For the next one I can go to Peru, Egypt or Scotland.
Edited by Rance, Sun May 14, 2017 2:29 am.
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Send the meme team to come visit me next time
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