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Topic Started: Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:16 am (5,962,506 Views)
Fräulein
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So my sister works at a Honda plant and apparently today someone almost got crushed by machinery

Thankfully they weren't, but still that could've been a really bad situation.
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Rance
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So I took some soup out of the micro and was eating it. My glasses fogged off and I couldn't see, so I took them off. Then I realized I still couldn't see because my nearsightedness is so bad that my vision is ****.

However, this made me think of a gag. Now what I wanted to know is if this gag has been done before in any kind of media, whether movies, tv shows, anime, video games, cartoons, comics, etc. I'm curious if it's original or if somebody thought of it before.

So you know how in movies sometimes when a dude and a chick kiss but one of them is wearing glasses, the partner will take off the glasses, usually make some cheesy comment about how beautiful/handsome the partner is without them, then lean in to kiss?

Well let's say in this example the woman is wearing glasses. The dude takes off the woman's glasses and then gives the expected comment. They then lean in to kiss each other. However, the woman's vision is so bad that she leans in and kisses some other random part of his head. Maybe his forehead, cheek, neck, chin, nose or eye as examples.

The situation could also be reversed and run the other way. The woman could take off the dude's glasses and then the dude could make a move and kiss her somewhere unintentional.

After the awkward failed kiss, the mood could be completely ruined and the partner would then become irate and rant about how ****ing blind their lover is.

When I mentioned this to forumer Ben Carson, he suggested that the dude should be the one wearing the glasses and that when he leans in, he should fail so hard that he kisses the woman's breasts instead. I think that was brilliant. I really like the idea. However, my spin on that is that the gag could be run a few times. He could first fail and kiss her nose, then her cheek, then her eyebrow or something. Finally, he could get some kind of vision correction such as contacts, go in for the kiss and kiss her breasts. The woman would become irate, but then the guy would admit that this time it was intentional and kind of what he wanted to do anyways....

What I'm curious about is if this gag has been done before anywhere. Does anybody know?
Edited by Rance, Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:50 am.
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Uesugi Kenshin
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That sounds like a funny idea, never seen it done before though, 'm'fraid.
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ChibiGingi
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Insomnia got me bad.
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Lu Xun001
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Absolver looking good

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kicked the ass of someone who brought a sword to a fist fight after i knocked it out of his hands
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Katatonia
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destroy.erase.improve

One class at 8am then my next class isn't until 2pm. Breaks are nice and all, but this one might be too much!
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Wild Lion
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This is the third time I've had to jump your car off

Turn your lights off, woman!
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ChibiGingi
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Finally started to get some sleep, only for my mother to beg me to bring my invalid siblings to work for her. So much rain. Streets are flooding again and I'm having PTSD flash backs to last year.
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Fräulein
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lol let's see how well this works out
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UpInMahBubble
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Diaochan third place?

Zhurong better be 2nd
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Fräulein
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lu bu's gonna be first unless the western audience proves to be less predictable
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Eni
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dont really care about these results but i hope the nanman are not dead last
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UpInMahBubble
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Who you calling a cute prince?
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Well everything else has been predictable so far you know they gotta vote manly to prove that their fascination with "badass" men isn't gay :shan:
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Eni
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nothing wrong with badass manly men

lingqi being top 3 is not a surprise either
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UpInMahBubble
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Who you calling a cute prince?
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It's the extreme fascination that's wrong, like just go read bara like normal people :doge:
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Fräulein
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I'm predicting bottom three as meng huo, zhang jiao, and dong zhuo

Zhurong will be pretty low too, but her looks will keep her from being bottom tier
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Myst
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:sick:
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UpInMahBubble
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Who you calling a cute prince?
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For all the **** talking the west does about the japanese side of the fandom having **** taste this poll has been v. Predictable and awful lmao
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Eni
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i need lu bu to win

i require the salt
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Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:36 pm
For all the **** talking the west does about the japanese side of the fandom having **** taste this poll has been v. Predictable and awful lmao
pretty similar taste overall that's quite interesting
Edited by Eni, Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:37 pm.
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Fräulein
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it's because both sides are equally as predictable

the west harps on Japan for always choosing generic bishonen characters or tsundere chicks, while they themselves always go for the tough muscle guy. nobody likes variety
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UpInMahBubble
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Yeah it's like everyone worldwide has **** taste

Amazing right?
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Myst
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Totally lame, and it sucks worse because LLQ is worse now anyway :sick:

But i blame Lu Bu more
Edited by Myst, Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:39 pm.
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Eni
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good thing i unironically enjoy lu bu
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Uesugi Kenshin
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Lingqi got second, yaaay! Zhurong shoulda been third though, dangit Diaochan!!
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Honestly the only other worse than Lu Bu is Zuo Ci
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