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Topic Started: Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:16 am (5,981,034 Views)
Mr. Kamikaze
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they need to set up the story
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DMRevolution
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Scottie Baby
Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:28 am
why does porn always have like 16 minutes of 4play
They need to explain the cheese grater.
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Zhou Yin
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Scottie Baby
Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:28 am
why does porn always have like 16 minutes of 4play
For the same reason Wrestling has about 4 months of backstory...

It's better when they are having sex because her car broke down and she needs gas, instead of because she's naked, he's naked...
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NigelCollins24
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I would love it if koei made a Samurai Warriors Strikeforce
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i meant like the kissing and rubbing, but uh ok
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Katatonia
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Honey, you know nothing of sex. Foreplay is the best part!

Besides, why are you watching porn? Aren't you a young boy?
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Scottie Baby
Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:33 am
i meant like the kissing and rubbing, but uh ok
Oh...
I would guess because, after having copious amounts of sex in such a short time span, it's not as easy to just get it going on command...

I know I have troub.... I mean, I've heard that... umm... I read that some guys... umm... Hey look. Some cheese...

*looks for grater*
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NigelCollins24
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Oh gawd :rolleyes:
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Katatonia
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#KWafterdark
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Zhou Yin
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Katatonia
Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:34 am
Honey, you know nothing of sex. Foreplay is the best part!

Besides, why are you watching porn? Aren't you a young boy?
Practice early, makes perfection later.

And I beg to differ, about foreplay.
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Katatonia
Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:34 am
Honey, you know nothing of sex. Foreplay is the best part!
typical woman

maybe it is though ive never even touched another human being :innocent:
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Katatonia
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Hehe
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Zhou Yin
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Reminds me of that one time someone had started drinking, and we all started discussing our favorites types o0f porn... Good times...
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aw man i think i missed that one
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DMRevolution
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I don't trust you with a grater. Foreplay is there for women with Slow Start ability.
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NigelCollins24
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People think of the children
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Angelic Linca
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Feel it may be best I just be a spectator to this conversation.
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DMRevolution
Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:37 am
I don't trust you with a grater. Foreplay is there for women with Slow Start ability.
then why is it in MY porn
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Mr. Kamikaze
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people generally dont think of children when they get to talk like this. That is why we end up with babies nobody wanted.
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Katatonia
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Can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!

inB4womenmakingkitchenjokes ;)
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LittleMonsterSakura
Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:38 am
Feel it may be best I just be a spectator to this conversation.
Spread your wisdom. :shifty:
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Zhou Yin
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I have a friend who has that ability. Says foreplay is a must. As she put it "If he doesn't water the yard, the plant isn't going to sprout."

Or was it "The garden isn't gonna water itself".... umm...
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the latter makes more sense...

if things start sprouting, you got the wrong woman in bed.
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Zhou Yin
Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:39 am
I have a friend who has that ability. Says foreplay is a must. As she put it "If he doesn't water the yard, the plant isn't going to sprout."

Or was it "The garden isn't gonna water itself".... umm...
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Zhou Yin
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Wait... No, it was "If he waters my lawn, I'll yank the chain so he can cut the grass."

It didn't make sense then, either, but Alcohol.

I haven't had my chain yanked in days...
There was a lot of talk being made over the subject. Over alcohol. Forgive me if my memory is spotty at best.
Edited by Zhou Yin, Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:42 am.
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