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Bad Jokes; Just check a popsicle stick.
Topic Started: Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:54 pm (379 Views)
Lint
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Share your terrible jokes here!

Whats a knights favorite fish? A sword fish!
Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
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What kind of driver can get away with a parking ticket? A screwdriver.

Seriously, I read this off a fruit popsicle I had yesterday LOL. >_>
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2+2= Fish!
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There are three ants in a staight line. First one says there are two ants infront of it. Second one says there are an ant infront of it and another one behind it. Yet the last one says there is an and infront of it and another one behind it, how is that possible?

Answer: Last ant is lying :mellow:




There are 5 cats. The first cat is the mother of the second one, the second one is the sister of the third one, the third one is the mother of the fourth one, the fourth one is the sister of the fifth one. What does the first cat call the fifth cat?

Answer: Moew :mellow:
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LOL, a popcicle stick has bad jokes. :lol: I have one that came from a popcicle stick. What was the nightwatcher using to tell time. A Watch. :lol: :wacko:
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I had another one today.

Why did the policeman arrest the baseball player?
For stealing 2nd base.

>_> really lame once again LOL.
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What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? :rolleyes:

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Mr.Honda
Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:51 pm
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? :rolleyes:

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Somehow that one actually made me laugh a bit. :mellow:
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Jiahe
Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:57 pm
What kind of driver can get away with a parking ticket? A screwdriver.

Seriously, I read this off a fruit popsicle I had yesterday LOL. >_>
Yeah, I read that on a popsicle too.

Why couldnt the skeloton go to the dance? He had no body to go with.

Heres some popsicle stick jokes.
Who can stop a car? A policeman!

What do you do when your fish sings flat? Tune-A-Fish (tunafish)!
Edited by Lint, Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:07 pm.
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