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Are you laughing yet?
Yes 4 (25%)
Maybe 3 (18.8%)
No 5 (31.3%)
Shut up! You're not Chuko enought to make me laugh! 4 (25%)
Total Votes: 16
Things a Musou Character WOULD Say.; Completely original (:D)
Topic Started: Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:33 am (937 Views)
Takenaka Hanbei
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For the Glory of the Flan Empire!
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Well, I think we all know how to do this, right?

Xiahou Ba: Jiang Wei, I have an idea!

Jiang Wei: Screw you!

Xiahou Ba: Ok then! (:D)
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Tempest
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The Master of Determination
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Liu bei- Who are you

Hideyoshi- your daddy. and your is

Nobunaga- Worstless

Hideyoshi- in bed

Liu Bei- Yeah I know.
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Lord_Dragon
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Wei Yan-Me Smart To

Zhuge Liang-......
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Nocon
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SHINee lives on.
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Sun Ce: "What does Lu Xun have up his sleeve, now?"

Lu Xun: "Ummm, my lord... My top does not have any sleeves..."

Sun Ce: "Oh, yeah!"

:XD
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Takenaka Hanbei
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For the Glory of the Flan Empire!
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Huang Chengyan: Well, my daughter isn't extremely beautiful, but she is bright.

Zhuge Liang: I'm sure it isn't that bad

Chengyan: Ok, I warned you, Ying will you come in please?

*Yue Ying walks in*

Yue Ying: I am the daughter of Huang Chengyan, Yue Ying, you must be Master Zhuge Liang?

Zhuge Liang: (In head: OMFG SHE'S UGLY) You overexaggerate, she's beautiful!!! d(:D)b
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Lord_Dragon
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Lu Xun-How to beat Liu Bei?

Solider-My Lord Zhu Ran just sent his tent on fire

Zhu Ran-Burn Tent Burn
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Takenaka Hanbei
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For the Glory of the Flan Empire!
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~Bowanpo~

Liu Bei: How do we stop Xiahou Dun?

Soldier: My lord, Zhuge Liang has set the forest on fire!

Zhuge Liang: BURN FOREST, BURN!!!

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Edit: crap! I added the same poll twice... Someone delete one!!! I dunno how to TT_TT
Edited by Takenaka Hanbei, Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:41 am.
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Lord_Dragon
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Liu Bei,Sun Quan,Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang:How Can We stop Cao Cao?

Soldiers:Lords Haung Gai has set his boat and dock on fire

Haubg Gai: BURN BURN BURN IT ALL
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Takenaka Hanbei
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For the Glory of the Flan Empire!
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~Guan Du~
Cao Cao: How do we stop Yuan Shao?

Xun Yu: When a problem comes along, you must burn it!!!

Soldier: My lord, Jiang Ji has set Wu Chao on fire!

Jiang Ji: Burn it good!

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Honestly, I don't remember who burnt it, I just wanted to add a random person in...
Edited by Takenaka Hanbei, Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:47 am.
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Lord_Dragon
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Zhuge Liang:I hope Ma Su can win

Ma Su:Zzzzzzzzzz
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Takenaka Hanbei
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For the Glory of the Flan Empire!
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~Jieting~

Sima Yi: How do we defeat Ma Su?

Soldier: My lord, Zhang He has set the mountain ablaze!!!

Zhang He: BURN BEAUTIFULLY DAMMIT!!!
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Lord_Dragon
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Ma Chao:I fight in the name of Sally

Ma Dai: Whos that?
Edited by Lord_Dragon, Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:14 am.
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Kaiser Von Bunnies
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Sladkaya Popka
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Ma Su: oh...

Zhuge Liang: What the...f!?!?! you stupid piece of....i told you NOT to...NOT to...jacka**

Sima Yi: *eats a popcicle* tee hee :blush:
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Lord_Dragon
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Diao Chan:I'm the most beautiful women in China

Zhen Ji:No it's I

Yue Ying:No its me

SSX:No Im

Qiao Sisters:No we are

Zhu Rong:Naw girls its me

Xing Cai:Nope me

Zhang He:No Im the most beautiful one

All Girls:Kill Zhang He
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Lint
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Nerd of Music
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Xu Xhu-(Of course he's gonna get ripped on! :XD ) Hey Dian Wei, you gonna eat that Jiang Wei?

Jiang Wei- >=[]
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SmitanSaxon
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By Odin's beard!
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The Battle of Chi Bi
Cao Cao[defeated]: My ambition still burns strong.
Huang Gai: Just like your ships.
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Kaiser Von Bunnies
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Sladkaya Popka
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Cao Cao: i was walking in the woods one day, in mary, mary month of may...when i saw a village and conquered it like everything ELSE!!!!
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Lint
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Nerd of Music
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Yoshimoto-I saw the glitter lip stick, and thought, I had to have it!
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SmitanSaxon
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By Odin's beard!
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Xiahou Dun: It's sad when the only thing that challenges you on the battlefield is depth perseption.
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Kiheiji
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Miracle Violence
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Cao Xing: HAHAHA! Gotcha, Yuanrang!
Xiahou Dun: *Pulls arrow from his eye* Who did this?
*Spots Cao Xing*
Cao Xing: uh oh!
Xiahou Dun: Die you piece of sh*t!
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Ghost Of Da Qiao
Right General
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AAAH, it's Lu Bu!!! *runs*

Lu Bu: HAH! Fear me!

*hat falls off*

(All peasants stop running)

Lu Bu: Huh..? Why have you all stopped running?

Peasant : A M-MAN!
Peasant : H-h-h-he's a man!?

Lu Bu: W-what's gotten into all of you? What did you think I was?

Peasant: Well, I won't be needing this anymore. (throws away cockroach spray)
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SmitanSaxon
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By Odin's beard!
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(Before I start do you remember when Cao Cao was pronounced as cow cow? good)

Cao Cao to his army:I Cao Cao...

Random soilder: Moooo

Cao Cao: Who said that?

(silence)

Cao Cao: Come on, I won't get mad.

Random soilder: Uh... I... did sir.

Cao Cao: EXECUTE HIM AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!
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Claus
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old hag
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YOU ARE NOT CHUKO ENOUGH TO MAKE THIS THREAD WORK! :hmmm:

Kay? :3
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SmitanSaxon
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By Odin's beard!
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Miyazaki
Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:40 am
YOU ARE NOT CHUKO ENOUGH TO MAKE THIS THREAD WORK! :hmmm:

Kay? :3
what does that mean? you talking to me?
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xFlautistx
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♥ the Dark Witch still lives ♥
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SmitanSaxon
Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:20 am
Miyazaki
Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:40 am
YOU ARE NOT CHUKO ENOUGH TO MAKE THIS THREAD WORK! :hmmm:

Kay? :3
what does that mean? you talking to me?
:o he's talking to Divine Kongming... his name used to be chucko liang :hehe:

Da Qiao: I'm Da Qiao?! :o am i fat?
Xiao Qiao: :rolleyes: yep.
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