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Kill The Person Above You!
Topic Started: Fri Dec 14, 2007 10:11 pm (21,176 Views)
Ruro
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Iron from Ice
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Tripped by a banana peel
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roninwolf1981
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Manza's Armored Squadron Commander
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Sacrificed to the Sarlaac.
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AstralTempest
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Drops Of Jupiter
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*hits you with a rockslide*
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roninwolf1981
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"The Boulder took the slippage, and now he's going to bury you...in a Rockalanche!!!"
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AstralTempest
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Drops Of Jupiter
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*drops a giant arcade machine on your head*
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roninwolf1981
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Removes mask and cowl, revealing a flaming skull underneath, and proceeds to exhale hellfire onto you.
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AstralTempest
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Drops Of Jupiter
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*Uses Gracia's SW4 musou attack on you*
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MeowMeow
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YEAH BABY ;)
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Turns into Magoichi

"Sorry, little lady.... nothing personal...." :sad:

"Oh Mago dano ja! Huh?"

POW

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Ruro
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Iron from Ice
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Death by Takatora's scream as he beheads you
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LilBunny
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[[BOWL CUT TWINS]] Cute as a button
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death by giant cannon
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MeowMeow
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YEAH BABY ;)
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Ate kimchi jijigae (soup) that was too spicy and burned herself to death :XD
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roninwolf1981
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Was the recipient of Rash's KI Ultra Combo.
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MeowMeow
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YEAH BABY ;)
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"Beam me up, Brujah!"

"You got it."

and with that, the film cuts out mysteriously. No one knows for sure what happened after that infamous quote.

The Search for the Elusive William Shatner By Smith, John. Published by Random House in New York, New York, 2009.
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Rosaceae
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A whole new person.
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Killed by Sima Zhao, Lu Bu and (maybe) Yukimura as they caught you looking at their women in little clothing :shifty:
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MeowMeow
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YEAH BABY ;)
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Rosaceae
Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:24 am
Killed by Sima Zhao, Lu Bu and (maybe) Yukimura as they caught you looking at their women in little clothing :shifty:
Totally worth it so it doesn't matter :drool: :heykosho:

Yuanji, Diao Chan and Kunoichi punish Zhao, Lu Bu and Yukimura... in the futon :heykosho:

Yuanji: Zhao, you are so lazy. At least Cao Liang appreciates me

Zhao: But, Yuanji, I did it for... awww man what a bother!

Diao Chan: I'm sorry Lord Lu Bu...

Lu Bu: Diao Chan......!!!! Diao Chan.....!!!!!!

Kunoichi: Whhheeeeeeee!!!!

Yukimura: My shinobi, we have to focus on...

Kunoichi: Wheeee!!!!!!

Yukimura: .....

:hehe: :lol:
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roninwolf1981
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Activated the Yautja self-destruct protocols on his wristcom.
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Rosaceae
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A whole new person.
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Cao Liang
Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:43 am
Kunoichi: Whhheeeeeeee!!!!

Yukimura: My shinobi, we have to focus on...

Kunoichi: Wheeee!!!!!!

Yukimura: .....

:hehe: :lol:
It's funny how Kunoichi is just pretty chill and happy while Yukimura is there, just confused. :lol:

OT: Shoots your wings with a thousand flaming arrows!
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roninwolf1981
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You just shot arrows into the Romulan Fleet flag...
The Romulan Star Empire will retaliate for this transgression.

*issuing commands into a sub-space communicator*
Attention: this is Commander Nveid Ja'rok. All D'Deridex Warbirds, prepare to fire upon coordinates [due to INFOSEC, coordinates redacted] on the Terran homeworld.


Meanwhile, in Earth's low orbit, 7 Romulan D'Deridex Warbirds de-cloak, and power up their disruptor banks.


*Back on the surface*
Issue countdown: 7 seconds. Fire. Beam me up.


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MeowMeow
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YEAH BABY ;)
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Turns into Trump:

"There's no drought, I guarantee, there's no drought. Look at my beautiful golf courses. Green grass, top of the line. What do you mean there's a drought, there's no drought! Look, I have some water, for you, right here. See? Trump water. (drinks) See, at least I'm not little Marco, that little guy, he, he, sweats, sweats like a pig, like I've never seen sweat before! He's like 'oh look at me, I'm dyin', I'm chokin' ' I've never seen anyone choke on water like that. He should have had Trump water! I'll send a package of Trump water to Little Marco, that little guy needs it to deal with all the sweat he produces. By the way, did you hear that I am going to purchase El Pollo Loco? I love the Hispanics. They work for me. They're going to love working for me. The fiesta chicken taco bowl will be absolutely fantastic. Drought? There's no drought? If there's a drought, why does my man here in California Snoop Dogg still shampoo his hair every day? Its beautiful hair. I would NEVER get his hairstyle, but it looks good on the black community. By the way, I love the black community. Randall was a star who did a terrible job as my Apprentice. Its a shame. I swear, the black community loves me! Drought? Oh, haha, yes, no drought. If there's a drought, then Nabisco ain't moving to Mexico! Right, Chris? (raccuous laughter) no oreos for any of us, Ivanka, Don Jr, Chris, no oreos, ok? Have El Pollo Loco Fiesta chicken taco bowls instead. Just look at my beautiful golf courses! What drought? Piff..... Its the Chinese messing with us, we're not going to take it anymore! I'm telling you, this false idea of a drought is a Chinese psy-ops operation, I'm tellin' ya, I've got sources, big sources, great sources, up in the military, those folk, I'm tellin' ya, if there ever WAS a drought, I would get in here with our big beautiful military and waterboard the land, waterboard them, because if we don't, how would there be a drought? We gotta waterboard the farms. We gotta waterboard the trees. And I waterboard my golf courses. Top of the line, but make sure you use a good putter. Those waist-high putters are just ugly. Ugly! Have you seen those? I mean, they're as ugly as 1-for-47 Kasich when he eats? Remember, folks, small bites. Small bites. Keeps your energy levels high, unlike Jeb. He's a really nice guy, but he really needs to not be so low-energy. We need high energy in this country. What? Drought? Oh... pifff..... (laughter) There ain't no drought in California, I can guarantee, and if there is, I'll get my friends in our big powerful nasty military to waterboard the sh*t out of the land. Thank you and Make America Great Again!"

Unfortunately, you die of thirst due to the drought that is actually happening no matter what the Donald says :lol:
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roninwolf1981
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The Trump B.S. definitely killed me. Due to the level of epic kill delivered here, it's going to take a while for me to collect my thoughts and return the favor...

I salute you.
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Aryamehr
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KHODA SHAH MIHAN
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Shotgun blast to face.
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roninwolf1981
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Fed his soul to the Wraith Blade.
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MeowMeow
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YEAH BABY ;)
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Arsenic laced fiesta chicken bowls from El Pollo Loco, courtesy of a Senor Trump :heykosho:
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roninwolf1981
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Dude, it's going to be hard for me to top these, lol!
Let me get back to you on that one...
roninwolf1981
Tue Dec 8, 2015 9:35 pm
Turns into a gigantic 55 meter tall kaiju of a Dong Zhuo, and sits upon him and squashes him with my (kaiju Dong Zhuo's) bulbous flabby ass.
I found this one. Can I use this one?
Edited by roninwolf1981, Thu Jun 2, 2016 3:07 pm.
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LilBunny
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[[BOWL CUT TWINS]] Cute as a button
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food poisoning
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