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"WHY WERE YOU LATE!?"; Excuses, excuses...
Topic Started: Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:57 am (9,318 Views)
YukiZM
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Boss: Why are you late: :angry:
Me: Becouze I don't give a sh!t about you
Boss: well no one does you may continue
Me: thanks ^_^
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Tempest
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30 minutes late

boss: why are you late.

Me: I was banging your daughter and it was nice sir ^_^

boss: your fired :hmmm:
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Jing
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Looking for something to sell?
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3 hours late

boss: why were you late!?
me: look straight ahead and you'll see why *runs*
boss: *looks straight ahead* :mellow: > :huh: > :o > :OMG:
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Tempest
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30 minutes late.

boss: why were you late
Me: Damn sir!!!! I'm only 30 minutes late. Elza was 3 hours late and you ain't say nothing to him!!! :angry:
Boss: oh, well, I'm sorry if I upsetted you.
Me: you better be!! you damn racist!!!!!!!

thus Elza's interragation :whistle:
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Jing
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20 minutes late

boss: why're you late!
me: because you and Tempest gave me to the police! :realangry:
boss: :mellow: , oh... I forgot...
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Tempest
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3 hours late.

boss: why are you late
me: I tried to get you a girlfriend sir.
boss: I got a wife :hmmm:
me: that's not my fault sir. :/
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Mesperill91
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5 hrs late
Boss: "Why were you late?"
Me: "I AM SICK OF ALL THE DRAMA SO I'M QUITTING!!!"

Not much of an excuse but it's something I would LOVE to say to my boss...
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Tempest
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5hrs late.

boss: why are you late?
me: I was happy to see adriannu255 so I kept her to myself for 5 hours and we talked. :wub:
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Mesperill91
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5 hours late
Boss: "WHY--?
Me: "Spent too much time talking with Tempest!"
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Lint
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I was two minutes late, so i took several planes flights going around earth several times, in direction opposite its rotation in an atempt to go back in time
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Zeroaria
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Why am I late? Oh, well, it's because, MY FREAKING ARM GOT CHEWED OFF BY A SHARK.

See? Right here. :stumpwiggle:
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Lint
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Well of course, i had to check my facebook. (i hate facebook)
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ESSICXHUNTER
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i was late cuz i ran into a beam...

sad story fact i was late to class cuz i did actually run into a steel beam -___-
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ESSICXHUNTER
Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:52 am
i was late cuz i ran into a beam...

sad story fact i was late to class cuz i did actually run into a steel beam -___-
I slammed a door on my elbow earlier :)
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Tempest
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80 mins late

boss: why was you late.

Me: my girl caught me watching porn so I had to come up with a lie on top of a lie, on top of another lie, you get my drift sir. Anyways I got away with it so I came to work :D


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Lint
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I was in court as a witness against tempests sexual harassment, and It ran late
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GoldenScratches
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90 Minutes too late.

Boss: WHY U LATE?
Me: Your daughter asked me to have xxx with her.
Boss: I don't have a daughter :mellow:
Me: :mellow: --- :OMG:
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ReinaBlaka
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Boss: WHY ARE YOU LATE!?
Me: Uh, Boss, it was because I saw a certain handsome mustached guy in green armor with a sword. He was too irresistable to me, so...

FAIL
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Lint
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Yesterday, I woke up at 6:00 to my alarm, I was supposed to be at work at 7:00, and the resort is only 10-15 minutes away by bike. Guess who shut his alarm off, fell back asleep, and woke up at 6:55? Luckily, it wasn't a big deal
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jaredx2
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Sorry, I'm 48 hours late.
I woke up at 5:00 in the morning but a mobster shot me so I had to crawl to the hospital, but got beat with a bat by a gangsta. I passed out and woke up on the Superman at Six Flags. The gangsta was next to me, so I jumped out and fell like 50 feet and luckily landed on a giant trampoline.... somehow. Not feeling very well, shot, and bruised, I hijacked a car and the cops were after me and I got shot by a bullet through the window and passed out again. I woke up in a jail cell. Then, I found a crowbar under the mattress in the bed, broke out and ran here... (sirens outside) "Finally I'm here and I'm not sure if the police found out about me breakin out yet... (more sirens outside, but louder) Maybe I'm a little more late than 48 hours...
Edited by jaredx2, Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:37 am.
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ThreeKingdomsWarrior
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3 hours late

I was late because i had to place all those bombs on the pillars of this building. And yeah, you see what i have in my hand. A detonator MUAHAHAHA. GOODBYE *pressing the red button*.
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oichidan
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WHY WERE YOU LATE ? | It is because you recently asked me to run into the shop next to this building and buy some newspapers, chips, and garlic. | Did I really order you to do so? | Did you forget what did you say to me in the corridor ? | Oh well you may come in...



Hah, the teacher has been fooled ;D
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CloneSaiga
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Sorry i was late Dio brando stopped time and a mobile suit crushed my car while fighting godzilla while time was stopped.
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ThreeKingdomsWarrior
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I was late because it seems the whole mankind has decided to trip me up wherever they could. I swear i fell surely over 300 times on the ground from my home to here. You see my knees? And now excuse me. I have lots of work to do *tripping* ahhhhh.....ughhh......ouch...........ouuuuh boss, you too?
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Mesperill91
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Me: "I'm late because four of the five imaginary voices in my head told me not to be on time!"
Boss: "The last one...?"
Me: "Told not to come at all!"
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