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You're fighting the final boss!; You look in your bag, and find...
Topic Started: Sun Nov 7, 2010 2:12 am (1,251 Views)
Zillion
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Just a forum game I saw on another board. I thought I'd try it here.

You're the main hero in *insert classic RPG Game here*, and you've made it to the final boss. The dude looks tough (and you didn't bother level-grinding), and chances are that you you won't survive . So you look in you bag and find...

Click here for Random Item Generator

You'll immediately see that an item has been generated for you. Post what it is, and state whether you defeat the boss or not. I'll start...

I search my bag and find...a Barbarian's Knife. Unfortunately, I am a Black Mage, not a Barbarian, so the item is useless, and I get lolpwned.
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DMRevolution
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I search my bag and find... Scimtar of the Calling of Absorbs Victory, but I was too underleveled to use it.

:kurokan: Did I do it right?
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Beihu
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I search my bag and find...Tool of Deflect Glibness, but it backfired and killed me instead
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Zillion
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Cloudberry
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I search my bag and find... Scimtar of the Calling of Absorbs Victory, but I was too underleveled to use it.

:kurokan: Did I do it right?
Yep ^_^

*tries again, hits continue*

I search my bag and find...Glowing Potion of Gnome Seduction :mellow: We get married, move to Hawaii, have 2 kids named Amanda and Louie, and live happly ever after?
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Clash
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I search my bag and find...Balm of the Calling of Control Storage :mellow:
I defeat the boss by packing him into a cart and storing him in that big hangar from Indiana Jones =D
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GoldenScratches
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Right General
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i search my bag and find...Dire Jagged Pipes
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GuoBia
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General
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I search my bag and find... Gray Gauntlet of the Gravedigger's Innocence

Unfortunately the gravedigger was guilty so it was useless and since I only had an old glove, I was pwned.

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I search my bag and find purple drink. I got high. So I got pwned.
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Fräulein
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full offense
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I search my bag and find...the immovable pendant of pacing control. Unfortunately, I put it on my self and not the enemy, so I was unable to move away quickly enough. As a result, I was killed.
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YukiZM
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I search my bag and find... a Cursed Throwing Knife and turned the ultimate boss into a pedo bear :mellow:
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FireDancer
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That's nice. No one cares...
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I search my bag and find...a Screaming Pendant of the Holy Exorcism of the Compassionate Golems. The screams gave me a headache, so I chucked the pendant as far as I could. Seeing how I didn't have a weapon anymore, I was killed.
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Kuran
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빨간건 현아
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I search my bag and find...
the Awl-pike of the Sylvan Invoker.

I used it but it did 80% damage. But I didn't know when used it drains 70% of my HP and lowers my defense by 20%. Therefore I was defeated.
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.Phones
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Rawr !
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I search my bag and find... Sandals of Blessed Energy and wore them, and fought the boss. The boss had 100/9999 HP ! The sandals broke............... I tried fixing it but got killed....... :mellow:
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Beards
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I search my bag and find... Demons' Awl-pike of the Conjuration of Eagle Seduction. I was showing off and did some nifty Kung Fu movements, but I accidentally chopped off my own head.
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Sanada
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Resolute Warrior

I search my bag and find...a Contraption of Copper Negation... Seeing as it is rather uselss without copper to negate, I simply throw it and then get killed. :mellow:
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Clash
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I search my bag and find...Crown of the Rite of Clairvoyance

As I'm admiring my new crown in the mirror he sneaks up and attacks me :kurokan:
I didn't see it coming and died slowly stupid useless crown <_<
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Celestial
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Love,hate, tragedy, and war.
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I search my bag and find....Greaves of the Witchery of Levitation and Hunger

Putting them on, I start to float. But get really hungry so I whip out a potion but the bosses pwns me while I'm getting it.
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Randy
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ドッカーン
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..Bow of Eagle Slaying. Unfortunately, I am not an archer and thus incapable of equipping bows. Also that I do not happen to be fighting an eagle.
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Mr.Honda
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I search my bag and find ... Evoker's War-axe

As long as the enemy isn't a killer bunny, I should be in good shape :sly:
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DMRevolution
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I search my bag and find... Flute of Summon Goddess. Since I can't play the flute, a common house wife appears and nags the boss to death. :o

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.Phones
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Rawr !
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I search my bag and find... Mystical Sturdy Cube...................... :o !! Rare Item ! I used it on myself and transformed into a big bad ass robot and owned that boss !
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sir john
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I search my bag and find... Sycthe of Stone Conjuration... i win but i go power mad, mass chaos soon follow and then I become the final boss
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Ishida's Dawl
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Death before Dishonour
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I search my bag and find... a Holy Trident.

Wohooo I transform into King Triton from The Little Mermaid but the boss seeing that it is a Disney move becomes Ursala and kills me. :mellow:
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GuoBia
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I reach in my bag and find...

Armguard of Mud and Clairvoyance

Oh good. So I have some dirt and now I can see what's going on in the other side of the world where it doesn't matter.

*died*
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Shigenari Hosokawa
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i search my bag and find....
Glammered Knife of Ice Gyser

so i cut it and win the game
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Beihu
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I search my bag to find...Arrow of Dust Beam

I was lucky to have a bow with me, so I used the arrow and shot the enemy, unfortunatly it had 1HP left, so it self-destructed and took me with it
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