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What Sex is your Computer?
Topic Started: Dec 25 2010, 05:21 AM (2,926 Views)
KiniroCorda Dec 28 2010, 02:27 AM Post #26
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リタ
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 My comp is a female (named Anna of course)

If you want to be able to make your comp say dumb things (on Vista), got to:

Control Panel
Sound recognition
Text to speech


There should be other ways to do it on other versions like windows 7 or XP.
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Claus Dec 28 2010, 04:49 AM Post #27
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Jasonic Dec 28 2010, 08:17 AM Post #28
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 You really don't need to do this trick if you want to find out, as it depends on your operating system. If you are using Windows XP, your gender/voice will be Microsoft Sam. If using Vista or 7, it will be Microsoft Anna. I'm pretty sure these are non installable, so you won't be able to find this with any other operating systems.

I use Vista, so mine is Anna obviously.
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StrikeForce9 Dec 29 2010, 01:36 PM Post #29
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 I use Windows 7 so mine is Anna too! That's still a nice trick though...
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So Nyuh Shi Dae Dec 29 2010, 07:36 PM Post #30
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 This is a pretty awesome trick. My laptop's a woman, Anna of course. Now I'm going to do this to all the comps at my school :P just for the lulz . wonder what computers from other countries are named :hehe: .

But uh, whoa, whats with all the sexist comments here? Some of you people are pretty damn rude :huh:

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SetsukoXara Jan 27 2011, 09:11 AM Post #31
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 OMG!!! THAT'S WAAAAY CREEPY... BUT AWSOME!!!
My laptop's a male and he's name is Microsoft Sam~
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Katara Jan 28 2011, 02:10 AM Post #32
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 My computer is Windows 7 no doubt she's female, her name is Anna.. :mellow:

It was kinda disturbing when she said I love you.. :mellow:

I also made her say some words of my native language well it wasn't what I expected :mellow:
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Tenkoshiro Jan 28 2011, 02:25 AM Post #33
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 Awesome... where do you learn stuff like this? :))

My laptop is a girl named Anna... although I initially named it Kurt cuz I didn't think it was female.... I guess I have to treat her differently now, oh well :lol:
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Saint Jan 28 2011, 08:14 AM Post #34
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Jsun
Dec 25 2010, 06:21 AM
My computer's sex is female and her name is Anna.

You can also find out the voice name by pasting this in.

Code:
 
Set VObj = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
with VObj
Set .voice = .getvoices.item(0)
.Volume = 100
.Rate = 1
end with

Set VObj = CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
For Each Voice In VObj.getvoices
I = I + 1
msgbox "I am " & Voice.GetDescription
Next

How does this work?

Mine's a woman.

I hope she's called Kyoko... :rolleyes:
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ivan_michael92 Jan 28 2011, 09:57 AM Post #35
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My name is Ivan
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Fräulein Jan 28 2011, 12:18 PM Post #36
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 I'm pretty sure this computer is a Vista.

So I guess that means it's a female named Anna.
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TMMS Feb 20 2011, 01:39 PM Post #37
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 Mine's a lady :D
and she's called Anna...like my Mum.....AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! :kurokan:
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Red Blossom Feb 23 2011, 10:49 PM Post #38
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 Mine's a female called Anna.

Thanks, it's a really good trick ^_^
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The Nightbringer Feb 23 2011, 10:56 PM Post #39
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 Eh.. sounds like a he-she to be honest.

...I'll just go the safest route and say it's a guy.
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Mitsuchika Feb 23 2011, 11:32 PM Post #40
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I'm gonna eat you, fire. Then I'm going to make you my woman!
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 mine is a woman, witch is pretty cool, because I already decided that.

but her name is Wolfcreek
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Hikutetsu Mar 21 2011, 10:50 PM Post #41
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 Mine ended up being a woman, and I had a list of names for this laptop if it was a male. :o
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Enigma Aug 2 2011, 11:23 AM Post #42
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 My computer is a female, and her name's Anna. :/ Though I kinda expected a little better than that.

Well, thanks for it anyway!
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Mysterious Shadow Dec 6 2011, 11:34 PM Post #43
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Re4_Wesker Dec 7 2011, 07:14 AM Post #44
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 Nice find

Anyways, mine is female. I'll have to check my laptop later.
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UpInMahBubble Dec 7 2011, 07:19 AM Post #45
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 Mines is male
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Samurai Master Dec 9 2011, 08:11 PM Post #46
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 Found out mine is a female called Anna. :hmmm:
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Joetri10 Dec 9 2011, 11:30 PM Post #47
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 :XD !!! Wooow... yeh, just as i thought.. my laptop is female..

ooooooooooooo.... Snap.
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RED May 18 2012, 01:52 PM Post #48
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 lmao my pc is female and her name is Anna :lol:
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