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Topic Started: Aug 20 2014, 09:15 PM (3,300 Views)
J.T
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Benry postpone until tomorrow. This is ridiculous.
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I-G-G-Y
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This is turning in to a terrible story thread, so it's time to move in to funny jokes instead.

A grasshopper walks in to a bar, and the bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

and the grasshopper says "Really??? You have a drink named Bill?"
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Diane
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Just for Malcolm

A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says "Hey, you're a handsome fellow." The man tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a fine Pilsner beer. The bowl of pretzels then says "Ooooh, a pilsner, great choice. You're a smart man." Starting to freak out, the guy says to the bartender "Hey what the hell, this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!" Bartender says "Don't worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary."
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St. Roxy
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Can this be pushed back a little? Traffic is lessening. :)
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Benry
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Challenge rules in a few minutes.
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Ryan
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You people and your ridiculous jokes.
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Jeff
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What did they call the actor that skipped church?

Christian Bale. Heh.
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J.T
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Benry,Aug 20 2014
09:54:52 PM
Challenge rules in a few minutes.

:rolleyes:
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Angie
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Oh my gosh. I, like, got one.

Knock knock.
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Alexis
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Jeff,Aug 20 2014
11:55:01 PM
What did they call the actor that skipped church?

Christian Bale. Heh.

hurry up, benry... things are getting awful here.
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Angie,Aug 20 2014
10:55:51 PM
Oh my gosh. I, like, got one.

Knock knock.

Come in!
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Lisa
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Alexis,Aug 21 2014
02:56:09 AM
Jeff,Aug 20 2014
11:55:01 PM
What did they call the actor that skipped church?

Christian Bale. Heh.

hurry up, benry... things are getting awful here.

That's just your face Alexis
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Angie
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Eddie,Aug 20 2014
10:56:09 PM
Angie,Aug 20 2014
10:55:51 PM
Oh my gosh. I, like, got one.

Knock knock.

Come in!

Oh my gosh. You, like, ruined my joke. :weep:
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Angie,Aug 20 2014
10:55:51 PM
Oh my gosh. I, like, got one.

Knock knock.

Who dat? Who dat?

[spoiler=Answer]I-G-G-Y[/spoiler]
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Diane
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Jeff,Aug 20 2014
10:55:01 PM
What did they call the actor that skipped church?

Christian Bale. Heh.

Hah :rofl:

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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I voted for Eddie to win.[/align]
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