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Mecha Gwynnithe
Topic Started: Aug 25 2011, 10:55 AM (336 Views)
Knightoftheradish
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(This request is very serious, so serious that in fact it became unserious and downright silly)

Proposed story: Gwynnithe is found one day rambling nonsense, as usual, and is returned to Jach by the harmonium labeled as defective. Jach would of course rebuild her into a newer, better, daughter.

Proposed changes:
Size tripled.
Shoulder mounted rainbow cannons - Ranged attacks with hellball ammo.
Pie-rokinetic eye beams - Molten hot pie filling is shot from the eyes. Could be reproduced with incendiary cloud at will.
Hand crank on/off switch - Gwynnithe can be put to sleep with no save on a successful grapple check, or alternatively awoken.
Rocket booster feet - Persistant expedious retreat with flame trails.
Alternate form sandcastle - through a laborious series of shifting parts Gwynnithe can reshape herself into a sandcastle. Why? Because she's totally some sort of decepticon/my little pony crossover.
Lastly, wrist mounted custard web cartridges - because sometimes she takes a portal to gotham under the guise of spiderman.
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"One of the most curious statements I've seen on this list is that PlaneScape is a logical world. I must have erred. I was trying to create a world that defied logic." - David 'Zeb' Cook
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Approved! :P
Stepped down as admin, but still lurking.
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cryptc
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This forum is not a discussion forum, so no other posters here other than DM's and original poster please (unless OP asks me to move it to general forum instead)
"One of the most curious statements I've seen on this list is that PlaneScape is a logical world. I must have erred. I was trying to create a world that defied logic." - David 'Zeb' Cook
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Sorry, I was only fishing for smiles. You're welcome to move this to the general threads if it's not appropriate to be here.
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Neli
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You forgot to mention what the frame is going to be made out of!

Mithral? Adamantine? Nah! Too common.

We should make her out of HUGS!
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Or "Sugar and spice and everything nice"
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It is Gwynnithe we're talking about here right?

I don't know about that, "Sugar and Spice" adage. In her case, it's more like, "Ass and tits and skanky outfits."
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Yet, ironically, she is one of the least promiscuous and most loyal partners.
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