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| Topic Started: Aug 25 2011, 10:55 AM (336 Views) | |
| Knightoftheradish | Aug 25 2011, 10:55 AM Post #1 |
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Who tips cows generously
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(This request is very serious, so serious that in fact it became unserious and downright silly) Proposed story: Gwynnithe is found one day rambling nonsense, as usual, and is returned to Jach by the harmonium labeled as defective. Jach would of course rebuild her into a newer, better, daughter. Proposed changes: Size tripled. Shoulder mounted rainbow cannons - Ranged attacks with hellball ammo. Pie-rokinetic eye beams - Molten hot pie filling is shot from the eyes. Could be reproduced with incendiary cloud at will. Hand crank on/off switch - Gwynnithe can be put to sleep with no save on a successful grapple check, or alternatively awoken. Rocket booster feet - Persistant expedious retreat with flame trails. Alternate form sandcastle - through a laborious series of shifting parts Gwynnithe can reshape herself into a sandcastle. Why? Because she's totally some sort of decepticon/my little pony crossover. Lastly, wrist mounted custard web cartridges - because sometimes she takes a portal to gotham under the guise of spiderman. |
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| cryptc | Aug 25 2011, 12:09 PM Post #2 |
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| "One of the most curious statements I've seen on this list is that PlaneScape is a logical world. I must have erred. I was trying to create a world that defied logic." - David 'Zeb' Cook | |
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| BreakNova | Aug 25 2011, 12:25 PM Post #3 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kse0MG5n9wI |
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| Agony_Aunt | Aug 25 2011, 12:42 PM Post #4 |
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Get a Life
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| cryptc | Aug 25 2011, 12:44 PM Post #5 |
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This forum is not a discussion forum, so no other posters here other than DM's and original poster please (unless OP asks me to move it to general forum instead) |
| "One of the most curious statements I've seen on this list is that PlaneScape is a logical world. I must have erred. I was trying to create a world that defied logic." - David 'Zeb' Cook | |
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| Knightoftheradish | Aug 25 2011, 10:09 PM Post #6 |
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Who tips cows generously
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Sorry, I was only fishing for smiles. You're welcome to move this to the general threads if it's not appropriate to be here. |
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| Neli | Aug 26 2011, 12:19 PM Post #7 |
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Billion Dollar Princess
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You forgot to mention what the frame is going to be made out of! Mithral? Adamantine? Nah! Too common. We should make her out of HUGS! |
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| Knightoftheradish | Aug 26 2011, 01:17 PM Post #8 |
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Who tips cows generously
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Or "Sugar and spice and everything nice" |
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| jukejointjezebel | Aug 29 2011, 12:58 AM Post #9 |
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It is Gwynnithe we're talking about here right? I don't know about that, "Sugar and Spice" adage. In her case, it's more like, "Ass and tits and skanky outfits." |
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| Knightoftheradish | Aug 29 2011, 01:41 AM Post #10 |
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Who tips cows generously
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Yet, ironically, she is one of the least promiscuous and most loyal partners. |
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