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A Devil, a Paladin and a cannibal...
Topic Started: Sep 30 2011, 01:23 AM (253 Views)
Darkrob
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We were sitting around Khazeets tonight when I noticed three folks standing at the bar having a rather friendly conversation... One was a half devil with wings... one was a Paladin of Tyr and the last was an eater of human flesh... Playing Bill I naturally had to play on it.

"*takes a drink* A devil, a Paladin an' a Cannibal are in a bar... goddamn... I knows there's a joke in there somewhere..."

Being asked to find a punchline I naturally headed here.

So fellow citizens... can someone finish this joke for Bill? He has to write it down and return it to the Paladin when he can ^_^


A devil, a Paladin an' a Cannibal are in a bar...


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Ceremorph
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I don't have a punchline, but in honor of the situation....

Paladin...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap7m1CYzS6A&feature=related

Cannibal...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4O1A-mmBWw

Devil...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swGBlDn_yiI
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lorgin_2003
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i haven't hammered it out yet, but i know the phrase "complimentary nuts" should be in there somewhere.
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Knightoftheradish
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A paladin, a devil, and a cannibal are all playing poker in a bar. They run out of chips and have to start bartering bets.

The devil says, "If I win I want your first born."

The paladin says, "If I win I want you to swear fealty to Torm's ways."

The cannibal says, "Geez, you guys put the stakes so high... all I want is my next meal."
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Agony_Aunt
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Nice one Raddish. Here is my attempt:

A Paladin, a devil, and a cannibal are in a bar.

The Paladin is explaining to the cannibal how he should change his ways..
"Otherwise when you die, your soul will go to hell where his kind" points at the devil "will cook you in a lake of fire, chop off your wiener, and make you eat it!"

*the cannibal looks distraught* "That is terrible! I don't want that to happen!"

The Paladin says "I'm glad you see the error of your ways"

"Indeed" responds the cannibal "I only eat raw meat".
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Another... he he, i'm not going to stop thinking of these all day.

A Paladin, a devil, and a cannibal are in a bar. The waiter brings over several steaks, but they all refuse. The Paladin is a vegetarian, the devil only eats souls, and the cannibal will only eat human flesh.

The devil and cannibal share secret looks, and when nobody is looking, they kill the Paladin and drag away his corpse to consume the flesh and soul.

While the cannibal is chewing away on one of the Paladin's feet the devil says to the cannibal: "Well, how is it?"

The cannibal responds: "Good sole".
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Well the begin of that jest kinda sounds exactly like Sigil ;)
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A paladin ,A devil and a cannibal are in a bar.
The paladin says
"Before I die I want to become a Divine champion of Tyr!"
The Devil says
"Before I cease to exist I want to have gathered at least 400 souls."
The Cannibal says
"Shut up and stop resisting."
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<Same as lute's, but with last line different>
Cannibal: "Nom nom nom! my thumb tastes like bacon"
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