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| Worst. Song. Ever.; Let's hear it! | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 5 2013, 02:40 AM (409 Views) | |
| Ravel's Heart | Oct 5 2013, 02:40 AM Post #1 |
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Okay, Sigil. Challenge time. Let's hear your candidate for the worst song of all time. If we get enough nominees I'll set up a tournament so we can vote on the worst song of all time. Restrictions: -Must be actually produced music. So you can't record armpit farts and post them. -Must not be intended to be dreadful, so no llamas, badgers, or narwhals. -Nothing recorded at one speed and played back at another. We are already going to lose Sanity points in this thread without gimmicks. -Bonus consideration if the song is absolutely loathsome, but you actually kind of like it. Any questions? Great! My first two submissions: Mike Will by the legendary Miley Cyrus. Cars that go Boom by the even more legendary Tigra and Bunny. Warning! You cannot unhear either song!
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| FiveWhats | Oct 5 2013, 03:40 AM Post #2 |
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I came here to splash at you.
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This deserves an honorable mention so I'm gonna go ahead and post Crazy Bus (lower your volume) because it is the best. I don't think this necessarily counts as a song or even music but it's a theme for a game (technically) so.. yeah. Crazy Bus. |
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| DarkArc | Oct 5 2013, 07:03 AM Post #3 |
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The Darkness Apologies in advance if any of you are fans of The Darkness. Fan, I am not. And this song hurts my Rock ears. |
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| Agony_Aunt | Oct 5 2013, 07:16 AM Post #4 |
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Get a Life
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Oh come on! There is only one candidate! Rebecca Black - Friday |
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| cryptc | Oct 5 2013, 07:49 AM Post #5 |
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Guaranteed to chase away any sane person: Rosa Helikopter (Pink Helicopter) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v26eXtuatCE |
| "One of the most curious statements I've seen on this list is that PlaneScape is a logical world. I must have erred. I was trying to create a world that defied logic." - David 'Zeb' Cook | |
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| Guido | Oct 5 2013, 04:40 PM Post #6 |
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Blood
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Ylvis - The Fox (What does the Fox say?) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE It's awful. It's a violent car crash in musical(if you can call it that) form. |
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| Ceremorph | Oct 5 2013, 07:27 PM Post #7 |
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Dark Mistress of the Toolset
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Oh, I got this one. Terrible, but if I hear the smallest bit of it I've gotta listen to the whole thing and usually sing along in the silly voice as well.... Ween - Push Th' Little Daisies |
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We rode on the winds of the rising storm, We ran to the sounds of the thunder. We danced among the lightning bolts, and tore the world asunder. | |
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| DarkArc | Oct 5 2013, 07:31 PM Post #8 |
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Banana Phone Fear it. |
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| Mr_Otyugh | Oct 5 2013, 07:35 PM Post #9 |
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http://www.wired.com/listening_post/2008/04/a-scientific-at/ I'm going by the scientifically created worst song. Streaming the song is available after the text. Although to be fair, guess it goes against the whole "Must not be intended to be awful" bit XD it's still my candidate.
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| Licca | Oct 6 2013, 05:38 AM Post #10 |
Blood
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Does it have to be in English? I can think of a few Vocaloid songs that sound like complete garbage. |
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- Licca Lyricia - The sorceress of love and jewelry! - Lucia Lyricia - "One good shot is better than peppering five bad shots." *giggles* If you hearing giggling in the bazaar... *giggles* | |
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| Tomekk | Oct 6 2013, 05:14 PM Post #11 |
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Dark Soul
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk3R5gAYQIo No comment. Although, this belongs to the "so bad it's good category". xD |
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"From the realms below we ride, And in terror they run and hide, From the shadows of old we rise, Awakened, from the dark! Over the ancient ruins we fly, Where the old kings go to die, And the new kingdoms rising high, Awakened, from the dark, dark slumber!" | |
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| shadowblizmasta | Oct 7 2013, 01:31 AM Post #12 |
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That's the one I was going to post. |
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Too many to list! So here are the ones I play a lot lately. Barrakasra - Wraith? Bard Kandra Blackhand - Humanish Monk of the Twin Oaks Z'ssadra Tharress - Pureblood Green Scholar Sskrassk - Lizardfolk Fiend Hunter | |
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| Ravel's Heart | Oct 7 2013, 04:10 AM Post #13 |
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Ah, Sigil! Always, I extol your virtues, and yet still you surprise me! Truly, you have all outdone yourselves this time. Take a bow, all of you. I am still wading through this sonic travesty, but it is a beautiful, beautiful sampling and I am truly humbled by it. If there is anyone who has not listened to these, it's worth it!
Hahaha... The first post on your link says it all: "This is the soundtrack to your decent into hell." Not bad for a start. My only criticism of it as an entry is that it's not an actually produced song so much as music for a game. Physically painful, though! :lol: I like that it fades out around 2:36 but the clip goes on for another full 1:15 seconds, as if the person who ripped it could not bear to listen in to hear if it was still playing or not!
Very strong submission! The video makes it even better. Or worse, depending on your point of view. Well-played.
I have to admit that I considered this song as my own entry, Agony. I think that the main thing that stopped me is that I feel a little bad for the enormous abuse that this poor girl has taken for this song. Also, I feel strongly that in the far distant future, archaeologists will discover the song and learn things like, "Our ancestors had a rudimentary calendar consisting of Thursday, Friday, and a weekend." They will also have a minute-by-minute breakdown of our morning ritual, so there's that. This song is a gift to posterity.
Difficult entry here. It's a nice reminder that english-speaking nations do not quite have the monoploy we thought on horrible music. Also, I am pretty sure that I could do that dance. It's bad. Not dreadful. But bad. I was going to give it a C, but then there was the struggling screech at 3:24 and I bumped up to a D. Or down. Depending on how you look at it, I guess. :lol:
Yes! This is what I am talkin' about! I would just like to say something here: THIS SONG REACHED NUMBER ONE IN FINLAND!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Mr. O, I'm lookin' at you! This is priceless. Excellent entry, Guido. Strong work. I'm going to listen to more tomorrow. Great entries thus far! |
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| cryptc | Oct 7 2013, 05:48 AM Post #14 |
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Oh and I have another submission, Macedonia's Eurovision song from 2000, in addition to be terrible the girls obviously can't sing at all (atleast one of them is a half note off from the others) "100% I Love you" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJPK8ATnRt0 |
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| Mr_Otyugh | Oct 7 2013, 06:12 AM Post #15 |
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I would like to just say that we finns crave for disappointment. *edit* I find myself strangely compelled to the song! I agree with rest of the Finns. *nod* |
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Streaming the song is available after the text. Although to be fair, guess it goes against the whole "Must not be intended to be awful" bit XD it's still my candidate.

12:28 AM Jul 11